Kena bluff by the Goonfather again

It was around lunch time. I had to work on Star Blog. But I was hungry.

And I wanted to play Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Xbox 360 game).

Faced with such intimidating choices, there was naught to do but turn on my Xbox 360.

Playing Xbox 360

The Goonfather heard the TV go on and said, “What are you doing?! I thought you’re supposed to finish up Star Blog first so you can go out with us later!”

“I’m hungry,” I said by way of explanation.

“What do you want to eat?

“Mmmm… I want… Katong Laksa nasi lemak.”

“Okay, let’s go.”


“Of course lah.”

As I was about to turn off my game, he said, “You can play a bit first. I need to go toilet.”

So I played a mission.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Ten minutes later, the Goonfather came out of the toilet and joined in my mission.

(The great thing about CwaCoM is that a second player can jump it at any time to help with the mission. The second player is a monkey so that makes the Goonfather a monkey! Ha ha ha.)

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

(Quite funny wat!)

After we completed the mission, I got up to change clothes. The Goonfather went to his computer.

A few minutes later, I was ready. But the Goonfather was now working on a phone application he had written for his Omnia 2.

I thought he had completed it earlier because he had proudly shown it to me.

I said, “What are you doing? I thought you’d finished with that program!”

He said, “Er… please take your own sweet time to get ready!”

“But I’m ready!”

“But I’m not!”


From the time he’d said “Let’s go now” until the time we actually left the house, it was a total of 80 minutes.

Bullying the Goonfather

An MSN conversation between myself and the Goonfather yesterday.

MSN conversation

Heehee! <3

On a side note…

I just learned from Wang Wang and Minou that if you go heehee and <3 a lot in MMORPGs, you will get tons of free stuff from rich players. Of course, your avatar needs to also be female and have a cute name.

Hmm… I think Sheylara is not cute enough. She never gets free stuff from strangers and has to resort to actually killing monsters to earn money.

Guild Wars

I shall have to reroll and call my new character Princess Cuteness or something sick like that and then proceed to making a lot of heehees and <3s.

Nice! I have a new project to look forward to!


The Goonfather makes fun of someone

We were on the road when the Goonfather suddenly exclaimed, “Hey, there’s a bumble bee riding a motorbike!”

He slowed his car down a little and the “bumble bee” came into view from behind the car.

It was a man wearing a long-sleeve yellow-and-black-striped pullover with black pants, carrying a bright orange backpack, riding a motorcycle.

I didn’t take a photo of him because I didn’t think it would be nice, so here’s an illustration for you to see what I mean.

Bumble bee gear

The black strips on the sides of the backpack are backpack straps that flapped in the wind.

We chuckled for a bit, and then the Goonfather said, “All he needs to complete his outfit are antennae.”

“He has antennae sticking out his backpack,” I said.

“Those are not antennae. They’re wings.”

“Where got wings in little strips one?!”

“They’re broken wings,” explained the Goonfather, “That’s why he has to ride a motorbike.

I rolled my eyes but I laughed.

The Goonfather asked, “Do you know what happens when his bike runs out of gas?”

“He stops?”

“Nooooo! He will pee in the gas tank.”

He paused for effect, and then continued:

“Because his bike uses BP.”


All together now…


The Goonfather is your science teacher

Having supper with the Goonfather and Unker Kell.

Unker Kell was telling us about his new job at the Singapore Science Centre and the Goonfather was teasing him about how he’s going to get bugged by kids asking him questions all day (even though it isn’t that kind of job).

Singapore Science Centre

“What are you gonna say if they ask you why E=MC2?” the Goonfather wanted to know.

At which point Unker Kell actually launched into a speech about energy and mass having a party, or something like that, I don’t know, physics has never made sense to me.

The Goonfather interrupted him.

“No, no,” he said. “You must tell them this:

“E=MC2, right? Now, E is the elephant. On the other side of the equation, you have the monkey and the cheetah. What you need to do is mate the monkey with the cheetah to produce twins, and then when you combine everything, it is equivalent to the elephant.”


There was a stunned silence for a moment.

And then pandemonium. By way of me spilling chilli sauce all over myself because my body suddenly decided to laugh very violently.

Unker Kell offered the Goonfather a finger and a descriptive word.

I told the Goonfather, “I think you should be a teacher.”

Which prompted a discussion on how our future generation will be made of morons if the Goonfather were to became a teacher.

But we agreed that the kids would love him.

“‘Cher! Why does one plus one equal two?” teased Unker Kell.

“No, no, no,” said the Goonfather. “The question is not why, but how one plus one equals two.”

1 + 1 = 2

More spilled chilli sauce. More laughter. Even though it wasn’t even all that funny when you really thought about it.

The Goonfather, putting on his teacher face and affecting a teacher voice, went on to explain, “I want you to take out a ruler.

“First, I want you to measure the length of the number one. Okay?

“Then, you measure the length of the other number one. Got it?

“Now, I want you to measure the length of the number two. Right?

“Finally, you will see that the combined length of both ones is the same as the length of the two. That is why 1 + 1 = 2.”