Inane conversation with self

I had a conversation with myself this morning when the alarm woke me up at 10 am. (Another vain attempt to normalise my bio clock.)

“Sleepy. Wanna sleep somemore. Zzz.”

“Ooh but 10am. Can order Macs breakfast!”

“Do I feel like eating Macs breakfast today?”

“Hotcakes and sausages!”

“I think I feel more like a Big Mac and fries.”

“Ok fine go back to sleep.”