First of all, the Goonfather is totally nuts.
It’s not enough for him to own a PS3. Not enough for him to own a Wii. He absolutely must own an Xbox 360, too.
So he went and got one about a month ago.
He doesn’t even have enough time to play one gaming console, let alone three. Minus working, sleeping, eating and socialising, he only has like four hours a week to play games.
So, I don’t really get it. What the hell does he need so many consoles for?
He now calls himself PSWii60. (That’s what you get when you stick all the consoles together.)
He was so excited over owning the latest console of every major console manufacturer that he even dug out his old (now obsolete) Sega Dreamcast to display together with the new collection.
From left to right, we have: Microsoft Xbox 360, Sony PlayStation 3, Nintendo Wii and Sega Dreamcast. One from each console bigwig.
Which is really dumb, because the Dreamcast is not even in use and is only taking up valuable real estate.
Real estate, I might add, which belongs to my neopets.
THE GOONFATHER USURPED MY NEOPETS TERRITORY!!!
We have this row of shelves, you see, three shelves lined up together to form a long row. My 28 neopets used to live on top of all three shelves. I lined them up nicely from one end to the other end.
But NOW, the Goonfather has usurped two of the shelf tops to display all his beloved consoles (plus remote controls and game software), leaving only one shelf top for my neopets.
My poor neopets from the two usurped shelf tops were forced to flee to the third shelf top to be unceremoniously dumped with the rest.
What a tyrant the Goonfather is.
I need to find a new home for my neopets.
In the meantime, I have to pose for pictures with the Xbox 360 to continue the old tradition as with the PS3 and the Wii.
Because the cables from all the consoles are snaked around one another all over the place, I didn’t want to mess with them, so I couldn’t unplug the 360. Which meant that, to take a photo with it, I had to go squeeze into the awkward corner where the Goonfather had placed it.
As such, the poses I could do with it were severely limited.
That’s about the extent of my creative photography for today.
Anyway, the Xbox 360 is not as cute as the Wii and not as sleek as the PS3. I don’t even know what to say about it.
So, I’m just gonna say this: My neopets are unhappy!