Bite-size Sheylara – Funny and flirty

Interesting Job

Here is a job listings e-mail sent out by JobsDB today:

JobsDB Listings

Can you spot anything funny?

You’re really sharp if you can spot it from the above shrunken picture.

But I won’t make you squint. Let me zoom in to the key part so you can see clearer.

JobsDB Listings

Hehehe!

What’s even funnier is the subject of the e-mail:

JobsDB

The Goonfather asks, “Would you like to be a Stephanie Tan?”

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Resorts World

Speaking of job recruitment, here’s a serious one.

Resorts World at Sentosa now has 10,000 job openings for Singaporeans keen on working in this vibrant new industry.

Resorts World Sentosa
Click image to see full recruitment ad.

I was actually very tempted to attend the auditions for Universal Studios last month but finally decided against it because I don’t have time for the job and also because I doubt I have the kind of talent they need. But working in Universal Studios as an entertainer would be a dream job for me!

But it’s okay, cos I already have a dream job. =)

For more information on careers in RW Sentosa, click here.

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Song Lapp

I just learnt a new phrase from my Plurk friend, naeboo. She doesn’t know the phrase’s origin nor it’s true meaning, but she taught it to us anyway.

The phrase is: SONG LAPP.

She hears her friend say it and thinks it means “to hijack or usurp”.

We used the phrase all day in Plurk yesterday. It was quite funny!

Plurk conversation

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Scandalous Book

Some interest has been gathering around former air stewardess Janet Chew and her new memoir, The Mile Hi! Club.

Janet Chew

I received a complimentary autographed copy last week.

Autogragh

How sweet! I don’t actually know Janet, but I know her husband. There’s a little story at the end of the book detailing how they met and I thought it was rather touching.

The stories recounted in the book are pretty interesting, from scandals and bitchings to ghost stories — all the stuff that happens to people in her former profession.

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Inconsiderate People

I hate when ladies flick water off their hands after washing them at a public toilet.

They never stop to consider where their water lands.

  1. On the floor. Pity the cleaner.
  2. On my legs. Hmph!
  3. Sometimes my hands. Criminal!

I’ve had second-hand water flicked at me countless times just for standing beside someone who enjoys indiscriminately flicking water all over the place.

And they don’t even realise it. They flick water at me and then walk out of the toilet nonchalantly!!!

So many people do it you can’t help but wonder if it’s something taught to kids in school and I just happened to have missed that class.

Why, oh why, can people not grow some common sense?

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Giant Eyeball

Came across this giant eyeball in VivoCity the other day.

Giant eyeball

We saw it from far away at first and the Goonfather thought it was a Patapon.

Patapon:

Patapon

But it turned out to be just an eyeball promoting Transitions lenses at a nearby optical shop.

Friendly chap, though.

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Flirty Tee

I bought this tee last year cos I thought it was funny. But I only wore it out once. Somehow, I just can’t bring myself to.

Flirty Tee

It’s a cheap t-shirt, so it doesn’t matter. Like $7 or something like that.

It’s okay for a photoshoot, though.

Come and fight me

I know many of you are dying to punch me or stick a sword in my neck. Haha.

Here’s your chance!

My Brute

Just click here, create a character in under 10 seconds (unless you’re a vainpot like me – I took 10 minutes to scroll until I got an outfit combo that I liked), and BISH, you’re fighting me.

My Brute

After that, you get to fight Plurksters and Barflies and Pingsters.

This fantastically cute “game”, which was introduced to me yesterday by Swordplay, and then unleashed into Plurk by me, suddenly got extremely viral.

That’s the power of Plurk for you.

Everyone’s playing this now. Come and join us! =)

The Goonfather borrows a monitor

I’m doing my just-got-home routine: Check e-mail, answer MSNs, log in to Plurk to click “Mark all read”.

The Goonfather comes up to me and says, “Can I borrow one of your monitors for a while?”

I’m wondering what he means to do with one monitor but I say, “Sure.”

I think maybe he’s going to open a window on one screen to download something or look at something or whatever, and I can still use the other screen to continue my MSN chats because JayWalk is waiting for me to reply him.

I let the Goonfather have the mouse “for a while”.

He stands over me and he hogs the computer for 15 minutes. True enough, he’s only using one screen but he’s also freaking using my mouse.

How am I supposed to use my other screen without my mouse??

TMD!!

Next time just say “Can I use your computer for a while?” lah!

Wtfeck is “Can I borrow one of your monitors for a while?”??

Irritating Goonfather.