This is a stand-alone story and has no relation to the first two parts.

It’s just that the Goonfather keeps getting calls from makeover studios. I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE HAS BEEN LEAVING HIS PHONE NUMBER!!

I never ever get calls from makeover studios. Not that I want to.

Anyway, enjoy this short and sweet conversation!

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*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Telemarketer (female): Hi, is this Mr ____?

The Goonfather: Yes.

Telemarketer: Hi Mr ____. I’m Janice*, calling from a makeover studio and would like to invite you to our studio.

The Goonfather: Janice, is it? You want me to go to your studio?

Telemarketer: Yes, we’re offering you a free makeover and photoshoot.

The Goonfather: Hmm, I see. Okay, how about this. I would like to invite you to have dinner with me tonight.

Telemarketer: Huh?

The Goonfather: I’m offering you a free dinner. Would you like to come?

Telemarketer: Er… *nervous laugh*… no thanks.

The Goonfather: Like that cannot leh. If you can’t accept my invitation to dinner, how can I accept your invitation to your studio?

Telemarketer: …