This is a totally embarrassing topic, to say the least. But if duty calls for public embarrassment, then I shall have to rise to the occasion.
The whole world shall now learn of my secret alter ego: I am a kiasu hypochondriac.
To start off, I have to explain first that the most memorable thing about me is that I carry gold bars with me wherever I go. Or so my friends and acquaintances would have me believe.
“OMG,” they will say, “Your bag is so heavy!! I think you have gold bars inside!!”
This is my bag:
I use it for all occasions (both work and leisure) because it’s the biggest bag I can use on a daily basis without giving my parents the impression that I’m trying to elope.