I went for a shoot this morning with only four hours of sleep. We were filming an online video series. Like lonelygirl15 but not like lonelygirl15, if you know what I mean.
It will be uploaded tonight but I’ll show it here only if I look good in it. Haha. Super vain.
No photos of today’s shoot. It’s sometimes hard to take photos on the set because I’m too busy changing clothes and learning lines and acting. But there was an official photographer on the set today so I’ll see if I can get some photos from him.
So, I’m talking rubbish today (instead of posting one of my severely backlogged event reports) because I’m half-dead and can’t think coherently enough to do a serious post.
But my rubbish is never as entertaining as the Goonfather’s rubbish, is it?
We were having lunch today (after my shoot).
I took out a piece of facial blotter to, well, blot my face. When I was done, I showed it to the Goonfather, just like how a kid would show his booger to his little sister.
“Looky!” I said. “So much oileeee!”
This is one of those things you would only show a partner who’s been with you for years. You would never do that with your first date, I’ll bet. People are funny that way.
The Goonfather stared at my oily blotter for two seconds, studying it carefully.
Then he asked, very seriously, “Is this a pap smear?”
“WTF are you talking about??” I said.
“There, first you pap pap all over your face. Then you got a smear on that paper.”
TIMES ONE ZILLION!!!
Someone kill me already.