Muscle Girl
My biceps and triceps et al are showing! (When I flex.)
I am no longer merely a skeleton. I am now a skeleton with muscles. Woohoo.
Skeleton:
Had a second photography session at the gym today. Will show muscle photos soon.
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Makeup
Sometimes, when ladies put on makeup, we make mistakes. We get smudges or uneven eyeshadow or joker smiles.
(Not really, that last one.)
Fixing mistakes does not always involve wiping them off. Because we might end up wiping off foundation and creating an unsightly patch. So, we cover up mistakes with more makeup.
Sometimes, the cover-ups make it worse, so we try to cover up the cover-ups by covering them up with even more makeup.
Then we run out of time and have to leave home.
That’s why we sometimes look like we have too much makeup on.
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No Fat
I just got bluffed into buying the worst-tasting thing in the world.
Was shopping for yoghurt and not finding my favourite brand, so had to settle for something different.
One auntie was promoting a new yoghurt. I decided to try it. It claims to have 0% fat.
It tastes like starch with flavouring. I think my tongue keeled over and died.
I don’t trust low-fat/no-fat food.
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Smell
My fingers smell heavenly. I had a Subway sandwich earlier.
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Betrayal
Why do people pretend to like you and they act like they’re so happy to see you but they badmouth you behind your back every opportunity they get?
I don’t need these people to tell me they don’t like me. Just don’t pretend to like me.
And don’t make unfounded accusations.
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Senility
The last two times I brought my laptop out, I forgot to bring my USB modem. Today I remembered my modem but I forgot my mouse.
Yesterday, I went to drums class without my drumsticks.
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Faces
