Jealous boyfriend

Hello, what do we have here? Another comic story based on real life events!

(Yay! More crappy cartoons!)

Hope you like it!








































































The End!

Yeah, I know it’s a bit abrupt. I’m not such a good comic writer, am I?

Nevertheless, please drop me a comment if you like it (or just hit the Facebook Like button if you’re lazy).

It takes freaking forever to draw these crappy cartoons (using a mouse) so if no one likes them, I probably should stop drawing them!

But thanks for reading!


By the way disclaimer: The boyfriend isn’t really the jealous sort. We just enjoy teasing each other!

Bite-size Sheylara – Funny and flirty

Interesting Job

Here is a job listings e-mail sent out by JobsDB today:

JobsDB Listings

Can you spot anything funny?

You’re really sharp if you can spot it from the above shrunken picture.

But I won’t make you squint. Let me zoom in to the key part so you can see clearer.

JobsDB Listings


What’s even funnier is the subject of the e-mail:


The Goonfather asks, “Would you like to be a Stephanie Tan?”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Resorts World

Speaking of job recruitment, here’s a serious one.

Resorts World at Sentosa now has 10,000 job openings for Singaporeans keen on working in this vibrant new industry.

Resorts World Sentosa
Click image to see full recruitment ad.

I was actually very tempted to attend the auditions for Universal Studios last month but finally decided against it because I don’t have time for the job and also because I doubt I have the kind of talent they need. But working in Universal Studios as an entertainer would be a dream job for me!

But it’s okay, cos I already have a dream job. =)

For more information on careers in RW Sentosa, click here.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Song Lapp

I just learnt a new phrase from my Plurk friend, naeboo. She doesn’t know the phrase’s origin nor it’s true meaning, but she taught it to us anyway.

The phrase is: SONG LAPP.

She hears her friend say it and thinks it means “to hijack or usurp”.

We used the phrase all day in Plurk yesterday. It was quite funny!

Plurk conversation

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Scandalous Book

Some interest has been gathering around former air stewardess Janet Chew and her new memoir, The Mile Hi! Club.

Janet Chew

I received a complimentary autographed copy last week.


How sweet! I don’t actually know Janet, but I know her husband. There’s a little story at the end of the book detailing how they met and I thought it was rather touching.

The stories recounted in the book are pretty interesting, from scandals and bitchings to ghost stories — all the stuff that happens to people in her former profession.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Inconsiderate People

I hate when ladies flick water off their hands after washing them at a public toilet.

They never stop to consider where their water lands.

  1. On the floor. Pity the cleaner.
  2. On my legs. Hmph!
  3. Sometimes my hands. Criminal!

I’ve had second-hand water flicked at me countless times just for standing beside someone who enjoys indiscriminately flicking water all over the place.

And they don’t even realise it. They flick water at me and then walk out of the toilet nonchalantly!!!

So many people do it you can’t help but wonder if it’s something taught to kids in school and I just happened to have missed that class.

Why, oh why, can people not grow some common sense?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Giant Eyeball

Came across this giant eyeball in VivoCity the other day.

Giant eyeball

We saw it from far away at first and the Goonfather thought it was a Patapon.



But it turned out to be just an eyeball promoting Transitions lenses at a nearby optical shop.

Friendly chap, though.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Flirty Tee

I bought this tee last year cos I thought it was funny. But I only wore it out once. Somehow, I just can’t bring myself to.

Flirty Tee

It’s a cheap t-shirt, so it doesn’t matter. Like $7 or something like that.

It’s okay for a photoshoot, though.

The Goonfather makes fun of someone

We were on the road when the Goonfather suddenly exclaimed, “Hey, there’s a bumble bee riding a motorbike!”

He slowed his car down a little and the “bumble bee” came into view from behind the car.

It was a man wearing a long-sleeve yellow-and-black-striped pullover with black pants, carrying a bright orange backpack, riding a motorcycle.

I didn’t take a photo of him because I didn’t think it would be nice, so here’s an illustration for you to see what I mean.

Bumble bee gear

The black strips on the sides of the backpack are backpack straps that flapped in the wind.

We chuckled for a bit, and then the Goonfather said, “All he needs to complete his outfit are antennae.”

“He has antennae sticking out his backpack,” I said.

“Those are not antennae. They’re wings.”

“Where got wings in little strips one?!”

“They’re broken wings,” explained the Goonfather, “That’s why he has to ride a motorbike.

I rolled my eyes but I laughed.

The Goonfather asked, “Do you know what happens when his bike runs out of gas?”

“He stops?”

“Nooooo! He will pee in the gas tank.”

He paused for effect, and then continued:

“Because his bike uses BP.”


All together now…


The Goonfather gets a *bish*

I was staring at my monitor, wondering what to blog about.

I mean, I have lots of material, like my Kuching trip, but I wanted to write something short and sweet. I was in meetings all day and didn’t have the time to blog until now.

So I said to the Goonfather, “Hey, give me a one-line joke so I can blog it before the night is over and then we can watch TV together.”

He thought about it quite seriously. He scratched his chin and furrowed his brows in concentration.

After a minute, he said, “Okay. Put up a big pink poster with the words ‘Coming Soon'”.

“And what’s coming soon?” I asked.

“I dunno,” he said. “You’ll think of something later.”

The Goonfather gets another *bish* tonight.