At a cast party last night, an actress was telling us how her cat had fallen off her second-floor balcony, broken its limbs and cost her $2,500 in surgical fees.
Then, another actor piped in and told us how his friend’s cat once fell 10 storeys and didn’t even get so much as a scratch.
This friend became really proud of his supercat and started going around bragging about how his cat survived the amazing drop.
One day, he invited his friends over to watch Supercat in action.
With everyone crowded in his 10th floor balcony, this crazy person threw his cat off the balcony.
The cat died.
Everyone was stunned and the owner cried.
Well, just thought you guys might appreciate a morbid tale to start your week off.
Have a great one.