Sometimes, only sometimes…

1) I wish I could cease to exist instantly.
2) I wish I had been born a week later.
3) I wish I had been born someone else.
4) I wish I were a guy.
5) I wish I weren’t a perfectionist.
6) I wish armageddon would happen.
7) I wish for true equality.
8) I wish I could kill people.
9) I wish to run off and become a nun.
10) I wish I were a bad person.

Fortunately, only sometimes.