What, my last asset is a two-dollar bill?
You mean, like, I don’t even have the clothes on my back?
In that case, the first thing I would do is walk into a pasar malam, as inconspicuously as possible, to buy some cheap clothes.
But I suppose that would be rather absurd. I’d be arrested first.
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