What if your last asset were a $2 note

What, my last asset is a two-dollar bill?

You mean, like, I don’t even have the clothes on my back?

In that case, the first thing I would do is walk into a pasar malam, as inconspicuously as possible, to buy some cheap clothes.

But I suppose that would be rather absurd. I’d be arrested first.

Continue reading (and see more random photos of me holding a $2 note as if it’s fashionable to pose with a $2 note)…