Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Pretty obvious I meant 4am. Hmph.
You probably look funny when riddled.
wow… do u get that often? It kinda twist our brain, will definitely make you smarter! hehe…
Well,
You only need a man with the Aspergers syndrome. Highly intelligent and slightly autistic they always tell you the truth in a straight, blunt way.
That doesn’t work with the ladies either is my experience.
Sigh. Women.