I found a ladybird in the bathroom that seemed intent on killing itself.
I suppose it was my fault. I had found it very cute and had tried to take a zillion photos of it. The orange focus assist light, blinking on and off nonstop, must have scared it.
It was hard to focus on it because it wouldn’t stop crawling around on the ornamental plant it was on. My camera kept wanting to focus on the endless leaf sprouts instead. So I kept trying and trying, as I followed the stupid gallivanting ladybird with my camera.
After this went on a few hundred times, the ladybird finally jumped off the plant and crawled around the window sill on which the plant was sitting.
Next to the plant, I had a lit tea light candle.
The ladybird started crawling towards it and then went up the side of it.
I yelped in fear for it. If it had kept on going, it could have fallen into the melted wax or gotten burnt by the flame.
I grabbed the nearest thin object I could find, which turned out to be my electric toothbrush head, and brushed the ladybird off the tea light. (Using the cap side, not the brush side!)
Then it crawled confusedly up and down the window sill for a couple of minutes.
It was still hard to get a focus on it because it never once stopped moving, so I turned on the camera flash, which probably startled it even more.
Finally it stopped moving and started puffing its wings.
“Oh no,” I thought, “It’s going to fly!”
Beside the window is the bath tub, which at that point was filled with very hot and foamy bathwater, waiting for my bathing pleasure whenever I was done paparazzing a ladybird.
The moment the ladybird took off from the window, it went straight at the bathtub and then dived in headfirst.
I shrieked again out of fear for it. I thought it was dead for sure, either drowned or boiled. It had disappeared under the foam and I couldn’t see it.
Quickly, I fished into the water for it and finally caught it in my cupped hands after several tries.
It was still alive, miraculously.
Fearing another suicidal incident, I opened the window and let it fly out into the night, never to be seen again.
It was such a cute ladybird, too. Thought I could have had it as a pet.
11 thoughts on “The suicidal ladybird”
Did you see it actually fly away into the night? Hmmm….
Ladybirds are the cutest insects ever. Only cute insects actually.
They smell bad though….if you catch one and don’t wash your hands later.
cutie !! it’s the love bug they say
I saw a Ladybird once, I stamped on it
No, no Leonard Ladybirds are the best, they are dreamy and have a zest for life. Next time think, they have families too.
Terrence, Ladybirds can be poisoness, it landed on my scone!!! my delicious scone!!!!! it had a delightful strawberry & cream filling in it too, and this insect chooses to walk all over it with its filthy insect legs. It deserved what it got, my size 12 slipper.
Don’t be too quick to judge Terrence – sounds like Leonoard was well within his rights. Did you eat the scone after the stamp? Ha ha. They are fascinating creatures. Does Piers like ladybirds? Great blog Shey, keeps us entertained. xxx
No Philip, my scone was soiled with ladybird excrement, so I got my wife Beryl to make me more, whatever it takes to keep the old girl in the kitchen.
I want one now. Come on Bezza get cooking:)
Its pronounced “ladybug” dumb ass