The hotel with no elevator

On my flight to Hong Kong yesterday, I wore shorts and boots.

It’s winter in Hong Kong. So, Kay said, “You’re wearing shorts? You’re going to freeze to death when we make our way to the hotel.”

In my defence, I said, “I have a coat!

“And furry long boots!

“Plus it isn’t all that cold in Hong Kong.

“And you won’t make me walk all the way to our hotel from the airport, right?”


Hong Kong International Airport


I was right, almost.

It wasn’t too cold, about 14°C or thereabouts. But he made me walk about five minutes from the MTR station to the hotel as we dragged our suitcases along narrow, uneven pavements.

The exertion helped make the cold non-existent and Kay had to concede that I had worn the right outfit after all.

Well, except my boots with narrow platform heels, which aren’t too comfortable walking long distance in. Not that five minutes is any distance at all.

Anyway, we received a rude shock at our hotel, Mingle by the Park. It’s six storeys high and there are no elevators. Only stairs. And we were given a room on the topmost floor.


Mingle at the Park


So, basically, we had to lug all 35kg of our luggage up six storeys worth of narrow steps.

By the time we arrived, I began to wish that I had worn a bikini.

Exercise is always good, though. So I’m not too put out by the climb we’re going to have to make all week.

Mingle by the Park, if we can even call it a hotel, is one of a chain of five or so hotels, and is decorated in 60s Chinese style.


Mingle at the Park


Fortunately, because the decor and props are mildly amusing and quaint, they suitably distracted us from feeling claustrophobic in our pea-sized room.

Well, they’re not really props. For instance, the archaic telephone and the archaic teapot are actually functional.

But I should have said pseudo-archaic, instead.

The antique rotary phone is actually a push-button one.


Mingle at the Park


And the antique-looking teapot is an electric one.


Mingle at the Park


The chamber pot is very authentic, though.


Mingle at the Park


But why we need a chamber pot escapes me.

The bathroom is, like, one step away from the bed, in case you’re in the mood for a midnight piddle.

There aren’t many steps you can take in this little hole of a room.


Mingle at the Park


I’ve saved the best for last.

The closet is literally the size of my coat.


Mingle at the Park



Still, the room serves its purpose. After all, when you’re on a holiday, all you need is a reasonably comfortable bed without bed bugs to sleep on at night, right?

I’m only worried that my luggage is going to grow from 20kg to 30kg by the time I’m done with my holiday and I’d have to lug that down 12 flights of steps.

It’s in a good location, though. Five minutes’ walk from Wan Chai MTR Station, which is smack in the middle of wherever’s worth visiting in Hong Kong. Fewer minutes if you’re a fast walker.

Our first meal was in a Hong Kong cafe (what they call cha chan teng here). Neither Kay nor I are big fans of Hong Kong food, to be honest, but he insisted on having local food on our first night.


Hong Kong cafe


He ordered roast goose rice, which he said was sucky and not worth eating but didn’t regret ordering because it’s just a thing you have to do, make your first meal local.


Roast goose rice


I love dim sum, but I don’t like the ricey, noodley stuff in Hong Kong. They don’t pour any yummy sauce over the meats and the rice is always bland, and the noodles always have that disgusting processed taste which is almost like ammonia but not quite.

Most of the time when I go to a Hong Kong cafe, I order sandwiches or french toast. (But I love the Hong Kong cafes in Singapore. They have food there more catered to my taste.)

So, my first dinner in Hong Kong was a luncheon meat with egg sandwich, which was mildly disappointing because Hong Kongers boil their luncheon meat instead of fry them. Why, I don’t understand. What a waste of luncheon meat.


Luncheon meat sandwich


But don’t y’all worry. We will definitely have some good food here before we’re done. The main purpose of my trip is to visit my dearest friend, Elyxia, who works here, and also my dearest cousin, Monster, who also works here.

(Her name is really Faith, but we have been calling each other Monster since we were kids.)

We’ll also be meeting up with Kay’s niece, who is studying here on exchange.

With three “local” hosts taking care of us, I’m sure our meals will get better!

There’s a 24-hour McDonald’s just across the street from our hotel!

Okay fine I won’t eat at McDonald’s. It’s not the same without our garlic chilli sauce, anyway.

Oh dear. I miss Singapore food already.

12 thoughts on “The hotel with no elevator

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    Have lots of dimsum then! :) I love dimsum. Miss the cool winters of HongKong. I agree that Wanchai is a good place to stay if you’re going to play tourist. The last time I went, I stayed with friends at Yuen Long, New Territory. Good thing: house is huge and I wasnt feeling claustrophobic at all. Bad thing: It’s in NT, nuff said. :P

    Have fun, babe.

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    McD’s in Hong Kong is awesome! They had (during my last visit) the Sausage McMuffin w/egg on the HK$10 dollar menu. That means it’s available 24/7 AND since it’s in Hong Kong, the sausage is made from pork as it should be! Yum!

    Mingle is a neat HK hotel chain that provides good lodging with emphasis in technology. I usually stay at Mingle on the Wing near Sheung Wan MTR (and the Macau Ferry Terminal). The rooms are small but modern and each room I’ve been in has its own router, Skype phone and best of all, it has a lift!

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    @Sheylara: Thumbs up on the outfit, no question:D Sorry you had to climb all those steps though… lucky you needn’t handle your luggage all by yourself:P

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    Cowboy and I are regulars at the other branch Mingle On The Wing in Sheung Wan. They called it a “Technotel” coz they claimed it to be a tech savvy hotel. (Read: they hao lian have cordless phone and a dvd player in the room)

    Problem with this hotel is the front entrance is so bladdy small that I actually MISSED the entire hotel by walking passed it until Cowboy called me back during my first visit.

    Yes. This one has an elevator.

    The “chamber pot”? It is actually a spittoon. So please don’t wee wee into it.

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    @Daphne: Yes, I’m gonna have dim sum tomorrow! Supposedly very famous and always long queue! We almost stayed at NT. Wanted to stay in this resort hotel but then booked too late and no more space, lol.

    @Faith: So good meeting you again, cuz!

    @Chong: We’re paying HKD700 a night for the double room. List price is HKD1000.

    @abraxis: I think we must have picked the smallest Mingle ever! Hmm, okay I shall go try the sausage mcmuffin at least once here. Thanks for the tip! :P

    @Jaywalk: Haha, yeah, I read about the techno part on the website. Okay lah, I guess the movie and song collection is pretty impressive. Hmm, it’s not a chamber pot? I thought spittoons are smaller. Can’t it be used for peeing also? lol.

    @RN1209: Erm… I had to carry my own luggage most of the way up myself because Kay was occupied carrying his. But I was lagging two floors behind him so he had the chance to run down again to “rescue” me, haha.

    @naeboo: lol… use as rubbish bin? I guess that works, cos there’s no rubbish bin in the bathroom. Yeah it’s a nice hotel overall, I guess. They actually came to clean our room even though we left the room at 3pm!

    Usually other hotels heck care you if you miss the cleaning period in the morning, right?

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    Obviously in modern day context, the spittoon (read: not chamber pot) is now a rubbish bin.

    The chambermaid won’t be too happy if you wee wee into it.

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    You can wee wee into the spittoon but make sure you remove the plastic bag and wash it clean before you checkout. I have it in use for a week when I stayed there.

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