The Goonfather is singing along to the radio in the car.

“You’re all I need, my looooove, my Valentiiiiine…!”

He turns to me and says, “You’re my Valentine!”

“But it’s not February!” I say cheekily.

“Hey, February is a stupid month.”

“February is not a stupid month. It’s a great month.”

“It’s a stupid month.”

“But the first time we met was in February!”

“February is an excellent month!”

“You’re such a bullshitter.”