The Goonfather makes fun of someone

We were on the road when the Goonfather suddenly exclaimed, “Hey, there’s a bumble bee riding a motorbike!”

He slowed his car down a little and the “bumble bee” came into view from behind the car.

It was a man wearing a long-sleeve yellow-and-black-striped pullover with black pants, carrying a bright orange backpack, riding a motorcycle.

I didn’t take a photo of him because I didn’t think it would be nice, so here’s an illustration for you to see what I mean.

Bumble bee gear

The black strips on the sides of the backpack are backpack straps that flapped in the wind.

We chuckled for a bit, and then the Goonfather said, “All he needs to complete his outfit are antennae.”

“He has antennae sticking out his backpack,” I said.

“Those are not antennae. They’re wings.”

“Where got wings in little strips one?!”

“They’re broken wings,” explained the Goonfather, “That’s why he has to ride a motorbike.

I rolled my eyes but I laughed.

The Goonfather asked, “Do you know what happens when his bike runs out of gas?”

“He stops?”

“Nooooo! He will pee in the gas tank.”

He paused for effect, and then continued:

“Because his bike uses BP.”


All together now…


9 thoughts on “The Goonfather makes fun of someone

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    this actually brought me much needed humor ^^
    (these few days has been hell for me)

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    Aiyah….I’m groaning, but I’m laughing too! Funny!

    Imagine GF as a teacher telling jokes like that in class. And then the kids retelling it to their friends. And so on and so on. Pretty soon you’ll have MPs telling these jokes. The mind wobbles…

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    =_= remind me never to wear any clothing resembling any creatures…..

    brrrr ~~~~~ cold ~~~~~

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    @Sheylara: One plate of XLB on me, specially for the Goonfather!:) I can literally hear the “kwa kwa kwa” and background laugh track just by looking at your pic:P By the way, your illustration seems like a cross between Spidey’s new orange logo and something by David Firth…

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    @Sheylara: Typical goondu-ness from the goondu master. But the last part is really -_-“”””””””.

    Oh ya, I got the mouse. Wah, you wrapped it like birthday present. So nice that I dun even want to tear open the wrapping.

    @SpiritAngelo: Me too. You won’t catch this tiger wearing any orange stripped shirt.

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    DC: Thanks for your laughter. :)

    donald: Aww, I’m glad the GF was able to entertain you. Hope your days are getting better.

    abraxis: The GF could never become a teacher lah. He’s the most un-PC person… will corrupt all the kids. haha. :P

    SpiritAngelo: Um… you mean you have creature-coloured clothes even? Heh.

    RN1209: Hahaha, thanks for the intended treat. :P Hmm… I know my illustration is really bad lah. Firstly, I can’t draw to save my life. Secondly, using a mouse to draw is an exercise in patience. :P I think I should invest in a graphics tablet. Then again, buy tablet also won’t + anything to my drawing skills. Haha.

    tiger4: Wow… your sweat drops a lot leh… power. Where got nice like present? I anyhow wrap, scotch tape all over the place, one cos I was in a hurry. Hehe. And I didn’t have any boxes or envelopes big enough to fit the box, so anyhow find some paper to wrap. lol!

    Wang Wang: Be careful what you wish for! :P

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    Well ~ my clothes basically consists of these colors ~
    – Black
    – White
    – Army Green
    – Purple
    – Khaki
    – Dirt Brown

    Don’t think any of these resemble any creatures ~
    At most resemble enviroment for my forest camo pants.
    Wonder where can I burn some urban camo cargo pants ~

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