My nightly going-to-bed routine goes like this:
- Turn off bedroom light.
- Turn off computer monitors.
- Lie down in bed.
- Set phone alarm.
- Turn on reading light and read a book till drowsy.
I didn’t get to read my book last night.
I had gotten into bed and picked up my iPhone to set the alarm. Because I was lying on my back, I naturally positioned the phone above my face so I could look at it.
While sliding the iPhone on, I somehow lost my grip on it and it fell right into my eye, the corner of the phone stabbing my right eye.
Which startled the Goonfather awake. (He usually sleeps way before me.) He mumbled thickly, “What happened.”
I said, “I dropped my iPhone on my eye.”
It took a second for him to register what I said, and then he started laughing, the bastard.
I smacked him and called him an idiot.
My eye is fine, though, thanks for asking.
It wasn’t a very far drop. It just stung for a while, teared for a bit, and then it was fine.
Didn’t feel like reading anymore.
This morning, the Goonfather MSN’ed me: “You kena eye-phone!!! Hahaha.”
24 thoughts on “I dropped my iPhone on my eye”
Call me evil, but you know what? I had the same reaction as the Goonfather. I loled when I read this post.
*still resisting the temptation*
Sheylara, you are adorable ~ thats all I will say ~
*continues resisting laughing*
Very good lah you all, laugh at me. *bish*!!
another one of ur silly moments !
@Sheylara: Aiyo… poor thing…. *sayang sayang*
@All: All of you ah… How can you all laugh like that?
Should laugh like this. ROFL LOL HAHAHA MUAHAHA WAHAHAA HOHOHO HEEEHEEE KEKEKEKE!!!!
*Flashing my get out of bish card* Neh… neh… neh… neh…
I normally just lurk, but the goonfather’s joke is just too brilliant this time. eye-phone. heh.
@Sheylara: Ok lah, dun feel sad. The idea of posting such entry is to let everyone have a good laugh as well as see how goondu GF is, right?
I’m not sad lah. Of course I find it funny too, or else I won’t post it right. :P
i love the eye-phone part!! haha
it kept me laughing lah… lol
p.s. i received the prize already.. it arrived safely.. thx sheylara
@Sheylara: Oh no, you poor thing… i’m glad your eye is fine though:) Pai seh, had no idea about the “misfortune” that had befallen you. See lar, arrow people some more…. hehe;) Kidding….
“Eye-Phone” ~~ becareful orh ~
“Eye-Phone 3G” with the 3G might mean 3 times more and Goonfather will probably be around when it happens ~
*enters silly laughter mode*
Goonfather sure does have a sense of humour! You don’t have a black eye do you?
That’s quite a good quote.
You kena Eye Phoned. :D
Hope the phone’s ok after the drop. (:
Why wouldn’t the phone be okay? My eye is soft and spongy…
hope u r ok :P
eye phone XD
new word learn, a verb eye-phoned.
describe an action where iphone stab into eye.
hahaha new words everyday :D
cute funny sheylara
hope ya ok, maybe you will learn iron eye after afew times :D
Eye-phone 3G is defined by Sheylopedia as dropping a cellular phone (preferably an Apple iPhone) on one’s eye with 3 times the force of gravity.
It is a considerably upgraded and more painful version of the original Eye-phone as mentioned by Sheylara in the following post:
L O L !
im back!!!! ;P
hahaha… sheylopedia.. :))