The Goonfather’s pet orange

One night, the Goonfather was kept back in the office waiting for an important phone call.

He had nothing to do, so he decided to take Mr Orange out for a romp around the office desk.

Mr Orange wasn’t very happy about it because he had been happily snoozing in a basket together with other oranges.

So he stomped about crankily, as cranky as an orange could get.

Suddenly, he chanced upon a big orange, much bigger than he!

“I will keeeeel you!” shouted Mr Orange angrily, because Mr Orange was an angry sort of fella.

“Hrraaaaah!!” he cried as he set upon the innocent, unsuspecting orange.

The victim, although big, was harmless as a kitten. But not as cute. And definitely more delicious.

As most oranges are wont to do, it sat around helplessly as Mr Orange tore into it.

“Take that!” cried Mr Orange, as he pummelled and pulverised. “That’ll teach ya!!”


Finally appeased by the mess that he had just created, Mr Orange proudly admired his handiwork.

A short ringing sound burst through the air-conditioned air, filling every pocket of air.

“DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!” said the sound, almost making everyone deaf.

YOU HAVE LEVELED UP, said a voice via telepathy.

“Eh? Wot?” said Mr Orange. He kicked the orange corpse and unearthed a surprise item.

“WOAH! Rare drop!”

Longsword of Orange +2 Str +3 Agi +1 Sta

Oh no! Mr Orange is now armed!

What other terrors will he visit upon other unsuspecting perps next?!

15 thoughts on “The Goonfather’s pet orange

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    agree with cornflict….it is cute!!!
    i guess it cant be avoided….when people are bored,they just find something to do whether other people appreciate it or not..:)

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    LOL… This is even more interesting than LOST, CSI and Prison Break combined.

    I am staying tuned for Episode 2. Will be see Adventures of Mr Orange in your blog after GGF and Xbox Xpert?

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    Mr Orange is actually two oranges, which makes me wonder what he did to the orange below to make it into his “legs”.
    The mind boggles…

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    @Sheylara: Hmm… i sense a new blog thread, and even a possible spin-off:) Can’t wait! By the way, moral of the story – Don’t make people wait for important phone calls at work, and if you do, keep them away from fruit:)

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    very cute ,vey creative!!! Thks!!! Can u do a durian version?? With more violence & gore now with the thorns!!!! throw in some tomatoes too !then u wont even have to wurry abt where to find fake blood!!! Ha

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