This is a stand-alone story and has no relation to the first two parts.
It’s just that the Goonfather keeps getting calls from makeover studios. I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE HAS BEEN LEAVING HIS PHONE NUMBER!!
I never ever get calls from makeover studios. Not that I want to.
Anyway, enjoy this short and sweet conversation!
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*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Telemarketer (female): Hi, is this Mr ____?
The Goonfather: Yes.
Telemarketer: Hi Mr ____. I’m Janice*, calling from a makeover studio and would like to invite you to our studio.
The Goonfather: Janice, is it? You want me to go to your studio?
Telemarketer: Yes, we’re offering you a free makeover and photoshoot.
The Goonfather: Hmm, I see. Okay, how about this. I would like to invite you to have dinner with me tonight.
Telemarketer: Huh?
The Goonfather: I’m offering you a free dinner. Would you like to come?
Telemarketer: Er… *nervous laugh*… no thanks.
The Goonfather: Like that cannot leh. If you can’t accept my invitation to dinner, how can I accept your invitation to your studio?
Telemarketer: …
She won’t come even if the GF offers her a free, ahem, massage. :P
Yo The Goonfather, next time make it a little bit juicy and… hmmmm…. erotica. We wanna watch free show :P
GG…
hahaz..
Goodnesss!!!! Goonfather is hilarious!!! This must be his best retort to them!
wow! what a pro. I wished I could handle my prank calls half as well!
@Sheylara: You would think by now there’d be some kind of “telemarketer blacklist” where the Goonfather’s number is prominently displayed:)
But I guess the network for selling information would oppose that, coz every contact they sell is worth money. A blacklisted number would lessen their takings. Well, more entertainment for us then!:)
The GF has done it again. Hohoho
Yep, like RN said. All telemarketers now will have GF’s number paste on their DO NOT CALL board.
But on second thought, can’t blame them for so irritating. Times are bad, they need to get customers.
Goonfather should just go for it and give us a first-person account of what happens IF you say yes.
GF is pro!!
wah goonfather rocks! i wouldn’t have the guts to say that though, >_>
@tiger: time has been bad since… well, it was never good. It just got worse. Then again, how bout a third thought? everyone get paid for doing their job yes, what if they knowingly get paid for disturbing and pissing people off like that? And all the thoughts don’t matter… we know they’re annoying, they know they are, and when they get less than friendly response, it’s just part and parcel of the business >:{D>
(eyebrow + eyes + moustache + wide evil grin + goatee)
Goonfather’s awesome. Now i’m gonna entice some unsuspecting telemarketers to gimme calls like that.
I must remember this so I can use it the next time i got calls from telemarketers
hola! nice meeting you at the challenge yesterday, if you ever come up to KL and need a guide on where to eat, you know who to look for! :D
WAPANG !!!! :D
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! speechless…………..
Wow thats nice.
Man I wish I knew how to tell those people who keep calling my cellphone thinking it was Orchard Hotel/Orchard Cafe off.
Teochew Porridge buffet my foot.