Uh oh. I think telemarketers are beginning to wise up to the Goonfather. If, one day, he stops being able to tease them, he’s going to blame me, I think.
Here’s the latest Goonscapade with a female telemarketer from a makeover studio.
Telemarketer: Good afternoon, I’m calling from XXX Studio and would like to invite you to our studio for a professional makeover and photoshoot for free.
The Goonfather: But I don’t need a makeover.
Telemarketer: Why don’t you just give it a try, sir? We’ll make you look very nice.
The Goonfather: Are you going to put makeup on me?
Telemarketer: We will do free makeup for you.
The Goonfather: I’m not a girl.
Telemarketer: Actually, makeup for guys is very common nowadays lah. All the male celebrities use makeup to look better on TV and photos.
The Goonfather: Do I sound like a fag to you?
Telemarketer: Hahaha. No lah, it’ll be unnoticeable one. Do you have a girlfriend?
The Goonfather: No.
Telemarketer: Oh. How about any female friends? You can bring a girl to do the makeover and photoshoot together. We have different clothes and backgrounds for you to choose from. We can do very nice couple photos.
The Goonfather: I see. But I don’t have any girl to bring leh.
Telemarketer: Oh. That’s okay, we can do solo photos also. So you want to give it a try?
The Goonfather: How about you be my partner for the photoshoot? We take photos together lah.
Telemarketer: Er… no, I don’t want.
Telemarketer: So, you’re not interested in our offer right? Okay, bye.
I wasn’t physically with the Goonfather when he took this call. But I would have loved to have seen his face when the telemarketer hung up on him.