The Goonfather tries to pull a fast one

Recently, the Goonfather came to me and said, “Hey! How come you have a guest blogger on your blog?!”

“What’s wrong with that?” I asked.

“I also want to be a guest blogger!” he said.

“You don’t even like to blog!!” I said.

(He actually started a blog last year and lost steam after three posts.)

“But I want to guest blog for you!” he insisted.

“Fine, write me some posts and I’ll publish them,” I told him.

“Okay!” he said happily.

Today, he MSN’ed me.

“I’m writing a guest blog for you!”


“It’s called ‘The Effects of Globalisation: India’.”


Ten minutes later, he sent me a word document. I opened it and there was a very academic 700-word essay staring at me.

I MSN’ed him back.

“You send me GP essay for my blog for what?!?”

“Haha… no lah. It’s for you to read during your spare time.”

“Why would I want to read an essay about globalising India?”

“Because it’s my work of art.”

“Stupid lah. Don’t send me your homework and pretend pretend. You just want free editing and proofreading services right?”

Needless to say, The Goonfather isn’t going to be a guest blogger here any time soon.

17 thoughts on “The Goonfather tries to pull a fast one

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    I dunno… The GF seems to get plenty of content into the blog without actually having to write a word…
    Good deal, if you ask me. :o)

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    In Goonfather mind: “I’m clever to cheat on her. ask her to check my essay for free. muahahah…”
    In Sheylara mind: “I’m cleverer, gotcha~! haha…”

    In my mind: “I’m gonna ask sheylara for free games that come out on September.”

    ahahaha.. :p

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    i’m pretty curious of GoonFather writing a blog… It’d seem to be a very funny and entertaining blog specially if he talks topic out of the blue… GF is pretty funny…

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    Haha… he’s really funny when filtered thru QY’s breezy writing style.

    Usually tho, he’s just exasperating. :P

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    Jesta: Yes, the GF is very lucky to have a person like me to put up with his nonsense all the time! :P

    tyler: Yeah, I’ll have to give him that, I guess.

    Relax: Haha! Thanks :P

    modchip: I suppose it’s somewhere around. But trust me, you don’t want to see it. It’s boring. hahaha.

    Ashtar83: Yeah. I’m faced with slyness everyday of my life. :(

    Dimenxion: Hahahahaha! That’s a good one! Well, watch out for contests on my Xpert blog lah. Will be giving out free games once in a while! ;)

    Mockingbird: lol, you’re very welcome. And the Goonfather is not my father! Please read About The Goonfather! ;)

    heartless: No, it won’t. Haha. It’ll either be very offensive or very boring. lol.

    aig: You must remember that some people write, some don’t. The Goonfather is a comedian, but he’s not a writer. :P Like I can write funny stuff but I can’t SAY funny stuff in real life. Not as much as I can write, anyway.

    Mince Pye: Thanks. I feel validated.

    Relax: He does join forums. He just doesn’t like to post unless it’s to annoy people. lol.

    nadnut: Heh.

    Battery Knight: Thanks for dropping by here! :)

    JayWalk: I’m “censoring” the essay for the good of humankind. Trust me. Haha.

    Speaking of Plurk, I’m very annoyed with him. I asked him to sign up so he can give me one referral point, and I gave him the URL to do so. He went there and had a look and said, “What is this crap?” and then closed it without signing up!!! So irritating!! lol.

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    :(( Been searching for it, only found references to the Goonfather, but not his blog. What’s the title of his blog?

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