One day, I got really frustrated trying to clip my hair up because it’s too thick and the clip’s too crappy. So I started cursing the clip and my hair, using very imaginative and colourful language.
The Goonfather said, “Don’t put clip lah.”
“Cannot lah!! If I don’t clip my hair I look like this!!”
“Nice wat,” he said.
I fainted for a bit before shrieking at him. “Nice your head lah!!! I look like freaking Sadako!!”
That’s my hair with maximum strength hair wax holding it up.
Without wax, I look like Cousin Itt of The Addams Family.
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With wax, I look like Sadako.
Either way, my hair makes me look like a freak!!
I want to know how you girls with gravity-defying hair do it.
For me, hair clips till the day I die.