Like, I should never have brought the Goonfather to the ballet.
More accurately, I should not have let Morte come along, too. When the two of them get together, it’s like the Morning Express on Class 95 on crack.
Sure, sometimes it’s very entertaining. But sometimes you just want to clobber them senseless with a rolling pin.
I’ll talk more about that later, but I want to talk about the ballet under the stars experience first!
We arrived about two hours before the performance. Fort Canning Park was already packed with picnickers.
Okay, it’s not that packed. You should see the place at 7:30 pm!
I should have taken another photo at 7:30 pm from the same angle for comparison but I didn’t because I was by then comfortably seated. And I had taken off my 10-minute boots and just didn’t feel like getting off my butt.
My 10-minute boots are so called because it takes me 10 minutes to put them on and 10 minutes to take them off because they have shoelaces and buckles.
Yes, I know I shouldn’t have been wearing boots to a picnic but they are also my rainy-day boots and it had rained earlier in the day and we had gone to attend some other event before coming to this one.
Back to Fort Canning Park!
I got us an almost-centre spot which was right in the middle of the park, lengthwise and breadthwise.
The stage design is pretty!
We were told that it was designed to blend into the natural environment seamlessly, so the sides of the stage end where real trees begin.
But you can’t ever escape the skyscrapers in Singapore!
Can you see the two sneaky skyscrapers peeking above the trees on the right side?
I tried my best to ignore them and use my leet powers of imagination to immerse myself into the woodsy surroundings.
We were at Fort Canning Park to watch Giselle in the Park, an outdoor ballet performance by the Singapore Dance Theatre.
The Goonfather, Morte and Wang Wang had gone away for a smoke break, leaving me all alone (again!) so I decided to shoot myself.
In a friendly way, of course.
I think the picnickers behind me and the cheery green grass provide a very nice backdrop for my photo!
Okay, more photos later. Remember this one. There will be even more picnickers behind me later!
It was a really hot day (even if it doesn’t look like it). I think the earlier rain just made it worse. So it was hot and humid and there was not the tiniest breeze to be felt.
The Goonfather made me get him a beer at the makeshift drinks stall set up by the side of the park. What a tyrant!!
I did it anyway, because it was the least I could do for making him watch ballet.
This is the Goonfather pouring out his precious $4.50 beer:
And this is the Goonfather using his shoe as a cupholder.
He is damn disgusting lah!
This was quite a last minute outing, so we didn’t have time to prepare a real picnic. We dabao’ed food on the way. (“Dabao” is Chinese for “takeaway”.)
Roasted sweet potato!
Donuts from Donut Factory!
Taiwanese-style chicken cutlet!
I know it is freaking weird to bring bak kwa to a picnic. But I don’t care. I love bak kwa!!!
This is Bee Cheng Hiang’s gourmet-minced fusion. It’s the best, even if it doesn’t look it. But don’t blame the bak kwa, blame my photography. It’s a bit hard to photograph something sitting in a paper bag.
While we were digging into our impromptu picnic, I made everyone pose for photos.
You can tell the Goonfather really loves having his picture taken.
Me and Wang Wang.
Me and the Goonfather.
Anyway, after a lot of tomfoolery, the sky darkened and it was almost time for the ballet to start.
Check out the crowd now!!!
And that’s only behind me!
On one side of me:
In front of me:
Me me me!
Then it was finally dark and the stage lit up!
And people clapped and sat up anticipatingly.
And the Goonfather said, “Yay! Can I go home now?”
I glared at him and boffed him on the head with the now-empty donut box.
“Be a good boy and watch quietly,” I told him.
And then it started!
What a sweet performance! Giselle in the Park is about peasant girl Giselle getting woo’ed by a nobleman, who sneakily disguised himself as a peasant in order to woo Giselle, despite already being betrothed to a Duke’s daughter.
Men can be such bastards.
When the male lead dancer bounded onto stage, my good friend Morte, silent until now, cleared his throat and said, “He put tissue paper in his pants.”
Then he and the Goonfather started whispering to each other. And then the sniggerings started.
I suppose I should be glad the boys were enjoying the ballet.
I thought the performance and everything around it was beautiful. I looked up in the sky to see if I could find any stars.
Hmm. Quite a starless night. Oh, there’s one tiny one in the right corner!
Oh, wait, that’s a speck of dust on my monitor.
In the middle of a scene when Giselle’s old, worried mother is telling the villagers how spurned young maidens who die become venging spirits called wilis, the Goonfather leaned towards me and whispered in my ear.
“You want me to tell you the story?”
I rolled my eyes but decided to humour him.
“Okay,” I said.
“So, this old woman is jealous of Giselle because she’s younger and more beautiful. She’s going to kill Giselle by feeding her a poisoned apple. So Giselle eats the apple and dies and later the prince comes and kisses her and she wakes up and they live happily ever after.”
Anyway, Giselle does die but not because of stupid poisoned apples. (By the way, there are no such thing as spoilers in ballets, apparently. They tell you the whole story before the show starts.)
So Giselle dies of grief (she literally dances herself to death, stupid woman) after finding out that her lover is a two-timing cheating bastard. And she becomes a wili!
She gets inducted into the wili sorority.
We were now into the second act of the show and I was genuinely surprised that the Goonfather and Morte didn’t sneak off during intermission to go get a beer at a nearby pub.
They made their way back to our picnic mat after their smoke break.
I suppose they did enjoy the ballet. They would sporadically whisper smartarse comments to each other and snigger themselves silly.
In the middle of a wili dance, Morte told the Goonfather, “Jennifer cannot be a ballet dancer. Her pedicure all gone.”
(Jennifer is our manicure-loving friend who sometimes appears on my blog as Minou.)
And then, snigger snigger snigger.
To their credit, they did it quite inconspicuously, without disturbing people around us (much). Sitting beside them, I couldn’t even hear what they said and sometimes I had to ask the Goonfather to tell me what’s so damned funny.
The sky got very cloudy during the second act.
It was weird! I took another photo of the sky to compare with the first one.
First photo (during first act):
Second photo (during second act):
The sky had brightened considerably.
It’s a little freaky how the sky complemented the performance. The first act revolved around the sweet love story of the two young lovers. At that time, the sky was clear and dark, with just a few stars twinkling.
The second act was about the wilis taking revenge on heartless men. At the start of the seond act, dark clouds started gathering in the sky, casting an ominous glow over us.
I preferred the first act. I felt a little cheated by the sky. My Ballet under the Stars become Ballet under the Clouds!
The SDT building looks really pretty at night, all lit up!
Very conducive for sleeping.
Okay, I must admit that, while I love ballet and appreciate the beauty and grace of it, I find sitting through a long performance a little overwhelming.
You can tell by how I was looking around, giggling at sleeping people, admiring beautiful lit buildings and studying the sky, instead of looking where I was supposed to.
The performance lasted about two hours. Or maybe 90 minutes. Can’t really remember.
But I wouldn’t mind going for ballet under the stars again because the experience is nice and the picnic is fun. But I don’t think I will watch ballet in a traditional theatre (unless they have 20-minute performances).
And I certainly won’t bring the Goonfather and Morte together!!
Oh, yes. Thanks are in order to Nic (again!) for the tickets!! (Nic is my de facto ticket supplier for all cool events. Haha.)
Luckily for Nic, he was sitting elsewhere and wasn’t subject to the rubbish of Morte and the Goonfather.
It was a fun outing. If you’re interested, check out the SDT website for coming performances!
23 thoughts on “The Goonfather goes to the ballet”
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how come I got special mention…. =___=
But the ballet looks nice. :)
Goonfather and Morte is quite good already. Still managed to sit through the whole performance.
I think Justin will immediately go to sleep. :p
But then again, with them for company, he probably will be actively sniggering.
Wah the ballet really looks nice. Urgh Was asked to go but I missed it..
Mmm My first time seeing GoonFather! So cool! haha
Oi, I no need to use tissue paper you know!!
QY, you should hv been there and listen to their talk when we were taking a break..
One ballet dancer was making her way back to the stage and goonfather say hi. She turned and smiled back. Goonfather said “See, she smiled at me.”
Morte suddenly said”If got ballet dancer as gf or wife, will be damn hiong (hot) in med. They very flexible and agile. Juz imagine them doing a dance with ballet shoes on your stomach or flipping and bending around crazily while ***king. Your c*ck will be screw!!”
Goonfather immediately say “Ya, c*ckscrew!!!!!”
We LOL and they said some more but I was afterwards lost in my own little world as I dont really bother listening liao.. lol!!
For more details, pls ask Goonfather or Morte.. LOL
I can really faint.
correction – med = bed.. typo.. kekeke
Minou: Haha. You can club Morte tomorrow when you see him. :P Too bad I couldn’t invite the whole gang there (got limited tickets). But then again, maybe it’s for the better. Dunno what kind of ruckus the guys will raise when put all together. Later get thrown out by security. lol.
Bobo: Heh. I post the Goonfather’s photo occasionally. He doesn’t like it so I don’t do it too often. Haha. Too bad you didn’t get to go this time. Gotta try it out next time you have a chance!!
Morte: Yeah, yeah, we all know. *yawn*
Wang Wang: OMG. I’m glad I wasn’t with you guys then. So X-rated lah you all!!
Holy cow! Goonfather goes to ballet!!??
de facto ticket supplier for all cool events? o.O
eh, I’m waiting to get invited to some cool events myself?
Funny post, wait till SDT sees this :p
@Goonfather – well, some of my friends date dancers and some of their ‘bedtime’ stories are …
hi… i’m just new here and have been reading a lot… i’d like to say great blogging… keep it up gal….
Did Goonfather crack his nuts while watching the nutcracker?
that part when your friend said he put tissue paper was rather hillarious ^^
but i think most men do that :D
ego boost i guess
do ask goonfather to “BU YAO MEI CHI BAN GUI LIAN” cos i think he looks really boyish and nice in the ‘again’ pic :)
I was there too!! And that was exactly what I told my friend –> “The bulge in the middle dunno real or fake one”.. hEHE
JayWalk: Yah… what’s so holy cow about that? lol.
Nic: Hah… don’t be modest. I hope your SDT friend won’t faint after reading this… :P
aig: Thanks for the compliment! You’re the guy from BoB, right? ;)
Ruok: Please ask him yourself next time you see him.
Celeste: Ah?? Really? I can’t imagine guys really stuffing tissue in their pants, seriously!!
fish: Hahaa… can’t help it. Some people are like that. They just love making faces. :p
His Food Blog Haha, really? So were you and your friend sniggering throughout the whole show too? :P
yup i’m the same guy… I say ur blog site link there and started reading… very good work… kinda inspiring me to do the same, but i fear its a lot of work, plus my time with my xbox (which is not much) would be again be divided…. so i’ll just read for now…
wah.. so good. I also want free tickets. :P
Qiaoyun: It was pretty distracting at first especially in Act 1 where they were so many guys dancing and jumping around, haha! But we were eventually mesmorise by the dance. We both thought the wilis in Act 2 were very good actually.
This is my 2nd Ballet Under the Stars outing and I loved every minute of it. The picnic (took me a whole afternoon to prepare a salad, mushroom linguine, and creme brulee btw) and the show was lovely!!
i think by the time i see him the next time I would have forgotten.
aig: Yeah, you’re right. Blogging is a lot of work and not recommended unless you really really enjoy writing. :P On the other hand, nothing is stopping you from being a casual blogger. Just blog once a week lor.
When I first started blogging, many years back, whenever I got hooked to a game, I would stop blogging and just play my game, sometimes neglecting my blog for a month. Haha.
Rachel: I’ll remember you next time I got free tickets! ;)
His Food Blog: Wah… I wish I had known you before.. then I will come visit your picnic mat and self-invite myself to your picnic! Haha. :P
Ruok: Too bad, then. You slacker. :P
If you think this is funny, the best was that I worked for the Joffrey Ballet of Chicago. One of the best known in the World. My boss was the fattest guy I ever met. 500 lbs at least. Can’t even imagine him standing on one foot.
Firenze: What do you mean? Your boss is a ballet dancer?
Aaaaa, a night at the ballet. People dancing and singing and entertaining others.
What a perfect place for a smoke break! I see The Goodfather did what was necessary to keep the “Order of Men” intact.
Hats off to you brother!
BTW, love the boots!