I was at Jack’s Place last night when I overheard this dialogue at the next table where a man and his date were dining:
Waitress: Your order, please?
Man: Yes. Can you give me two spring chickens… but, er…*slight pause*… change one of them to baked potato.
The Goonfather and I couldn’t stop laughing. (Very quietly.)
We were still laughing about it 4 hours later, after dinner, after catching a play, on our way home.