So, pregnant mums are supposed to have beeg beeg boobies, right?
If you’re my regular blog reader, you’ll know that I don’t even have normal sized boobies, much less beeg beeg ones, and that I’m still awaiting donations for my Breast Endowment Fund, which, today, still stands at the paltry amount of $0.00.
Unfortunately, the world loves exposed breasts, especially now, compared to, like, five, or 10, or 50 years ago. You can tell by checking out several random boutiques in Orchard Road. Ladies clothes are getting more and more revealing by the day. Like 90% of clothes on sale today are cleavage revealing.
It severely limits my shopping options. That’s why I wear kiddy-style clothes all the time. Not that I want to act cute lor. It’s that adult-style clothes make me look like I’m a kid wearing mummy’s clothes pretending to be grown up can?
Anyways, thanks to this annoying boob-exposing trend, all the maternity clothes acquired for me for this film were, indeed, very boob exposing.
Drastic measures had to be called for.
Extra-size bandages, masking tape, lots of gel padding, maximiser bra.
I will leave it to your imagination what we did with those – we don’t want to get too graphic here, do we?
The first day, Jann (producer) and I spent an hour fixing up my boobs and managed to get them to fit quite decently into the annoyingly sexy clothes.
For the next seven days, it was a ritual we had to go through first thing in the morning and then once or twice more in the day because the bandages constricted my breathing and I had to remove them during meal breaks or die of asphyxiation.
By the end of the seven days, Jann got to be really expert at it and we managed to complete the ritual in about 20 minutes.
One night, when Justin (special effects makeup artist) was there to dress up the ghost, he did some cleavage-enhancing special effects makeup on me.
That was really awesome!
Between Jann’s bandaging and Justin’s makeup, I looked like I had breasts for the first time in my life!
But now I understand how women in the Victorian era suffered from corsets and why wearing them could cause fainting spells.
What a horrible price women pay for beauty.
And what horrible people who set the standards for beauty. I have a beeg beeg bone to pick with society.
Anyway, I don’t sport a yummy cleavage throughout the film.
Sometimes we didn’t have enough time to fix me up properly and sometimes Justin wasn’t there to do his magic. (Jann and I learnt how to do the makeup from Justin, but we couldn’t do it as well.) So, during those times, I just look deflated.
Oh, well, we can’t always be perfect.
Well, of course, there are perfect women out there, but I’ll just pretend that they don’t exist.
La la la la la la.
For now, I’m back to wearing my kiddy clothes.
13 thoughts on “Hole Series: Making of… the cleavage”
Ditch the kiddy clothes! Infact, ditch all clothes for that matter!
Come play Vanguard nekid!! wooohooo!!
You know there is a VG box out there with your name on it and a wood-elf waiting to be born!
*Disclaimer: This attempt by sanctioned by the ultimate Birginess himself who very adamant about us “con”vincing you to come play. :D
List of dudes already in game/guild: Ziltus, Bibi, Zan (different server), Aftiel, Dragonia, Ruok, Trifrost, Yen, Swat (different guild).
Come on RGG! We need joo!!!!
Please excuse all the typos and extremely horrible grammatical errors in my previous comment.
Typing fast and furious after staring at a monitor for 6hrs straight does that to anyone >_
You evil people, stop enticing me to switch games. =P I’m not done with EQ2 yet, partly because I hardly have time to play these days, anyway. I’ve played like a total of 3 hours this whole month. Pathetic, no?
JHSU!!! WOOT WOOT!!!! :P
Ah Korrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Is this the first time I see you posting at my blog? Hehe… Where got JHSU lah… O_o
Actually I posted few times b4 la, but you too many fans, all lost in the sea of comments. :P
Btw, pls post more of such pic in future, I’m sure all the old kakis wait until neck oso long long for such pic, bery the KAWAII NEHHH!!! :))
me says.. youre good as you are..
uhm.. little boobies have its own goodness.. :D
Um… thanks. I guess.
I completely agree with Zield. small boobies have great appeal. I would also like to point out that out of these pictures you only look happy in the kiddy clothes. ^_^
Joseph: Haha. Well, you know what they say. Happiest time of your life is childhood days. For most people, anyway.
Are you alive ? , you act like`it… laughing, being sad, working… But do you realy take joy that you can interact with matter, can you feal the power that you can protect`it, destroy`it ? do you feal sad that you cannot create`it ?
Or your life is a constant Blur… the past becomes more and more blurry until you can remember only vague moments and at the end you can say that your entire life lasted 10 minits !
I see life a little differently, :)
i just delated 1 page of text , i will try to let the above stay :P
usulay i don`t post, nor do i give ideeas cose it`s so easy to destroy with words, they have power… but they only have power because people know only what you tell them, so you cannon manipulate a person who lived.
Same reason geniuses are crazy they see more in life then just passing trugh.
Well you`ll probably never see me, know me, talk again with me… so don`t mind me !
P.s: i`m crazy :(
I am willing to donate part of my bum flesh if you think it can be useful for some boob enhancement job.
Eh, speaking of boobs, do you know why men have nipples? Everything we have on/in our bodies is there for either a critical or safety reason. But nipples on men just doesn’t fit into the critical nor safety categories.
Any ideas? Perhaps the goonfather can conure up something useful on this topic?
Men have nipples as all embryos in the womb are female..the chromosome that makes the male comes later..by then, nipples have already arrived. In a nutshell…
Oh wow.. old thread.. ah.. well as i already typed it.. i’ll leave it ^^