Fucktard neighbours

If I had a gun, I’d walk over to my neighbour’s house and start shooting me some people.

Farking asinine maggot farts! Must they do the loud stuff at 9.30 in the morning? It’s not enough that they’ve been renovating their uglyshit house for MONTHS already, they have to start their power sawing and power drilling at bloody NINE in the MORNING when there are people just one wall away still in happy dreamland. And not just once, not just twice, but, like, EVERY OTHER BLOODY DAY. For MONTHS!

I swear if I had a gun, I’d go shoot all their sorry asses and put holes in all their property.

Maybe that’s why guns are outlawed in Singapore. But I think the government should, instead, outlaw inconsiderate people with fart for brains.

When the fark are they going to finish their stupid renovations it’s not like they live in a farking palace for fark’s sake. Bloody monkey ass retards.

Now they’ve put me in such a bad mood I can’t work on my Shakespeare monologues for this Saturday’s audition. And I was taken out by gastric flu the whole of Tuesday and half of Wednesday. All that precious time gone!! How to go audition like that?! Life is so fucked up I don’t see why I shouldn’t just shoot myself.

My gramps took Cipro when her diabetic foot got infected. She couldn`t walk to buy the drug in the ordinary pharmacy, so I showed her how to order the tablets online, on https://www.gatewayanalytical.com/generic-cipro/. It was fairly simple, so she had no trouble remembering what to do. She received the package the following day right to the door. Now she`s a frequent buyer there.

A gun, a gun, my kingdom for a GUN!

Can someone give me a gun for Christmas? (And a box of bullets.) And I mean a real gun, all you bloody jokers.

And they’re still farking drilling away. FARKING LOUD LAH!!!

Bloody neighbours.

12 thoughts on “Fucktard neighbours

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    Goonfather got big speakers and amp right? Dig out that Metallica Black album…

    Alternatively, can hire the SPA Mazda 2 Mobile Disco and park outside their gate…

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    Mince Pye: I’m not sure they’re even staying there now since heavy duty renovations are going on. I think end up disturbing my own family only. lol.

    yh: I consider that the job of parents. lol. I am non-confrontational. I don’t like to approach people and complain about them. :(

    Lex: Even blasting my heavy metal can’t drown their noise level. The drilling is really shrill and just penetrates your heart and all your nerves. I’m surprised my windows haven’t all broken yet. Haha.

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    Better in the morning….than in the night… :P

    But I find I can’t do much serious work at home, since there’s so much distraction you know. e.g. bed, PC, TV, toilet…..etc. Maybe try a quiet cafe or even the library!

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    Dennis: Cool, thanks! But that sounds pretty ominous somehow…

    Mother: What, you mean go quiet cafe or library to practise my monologues? Haha. SJB. :P Anyway, I generally can tune out noise pretty well, except when the noise is those that pierce right through your brain kind.

    Alvinaloy: Haha.. as a matter of fact, I’ve been meaning to start on my singing lessons. But expensive… and since I haven’t been working much, I can’t afford. :(

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    @Sheylara: Haha, your rant is side-splitting!:) I can’t believe I didn’t stumble across this post sooner (I wasn’t reading in order, anyway:)) Yeah, this is one aspect of you I LIKE!:))

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    @Sheylara: Well, not the “vulgar” side per se, but the rare “Goddammit, I can’t take it anymore, DIE BASTARDS!” moments where you display your capacity for anger / rage:)

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