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		<title>The Goonfather, a failed Casanova</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2011/06/the-goonfather-a-failed-casanova/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 01:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two years ago, we saw the Goonfather drive a BMW Zap3. &#160; &#160; (Read about it here. It&#8217;s funny!) &#160; Now, he has upgraded from a 3 to a 4! &#160; &#160; He won&#8217;t be drink driving this one for sure! Okay, really, he has upgraded from a Mazda RX-8 to a BMW Z4, except [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimping off the Goonfather</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2011/05/pimping-off-the-goonfather/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 12:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was gonna unveil the Goonfather only after he&#8217;s achieved his target but then I decided now&#8217;s as good a time as any. You can hardly recognise him now! First, some background for my new readers. The Goonfather is my ex. We&#8217;re still very good friends and still meet for drinks and stuff. He used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parting ways</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/10/parting-ways/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many ways to say this but I suppose the best way to say it is to just come right out and say it.  The Goonfather and I have decided to go our separate ways. It might seem sudden to you, you who have so long been entertained by the silly antics of this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crossing words with the Goonfather</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/08/crossing-words-with-the-goonfather/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was doing a crossword puzzle in bed this morning on my iPad. I needed a 9-letter word for &#8220;aircraft propeller&#8221; so I consulted the Goonfather because he knows vehicles more. &#8220;Blades,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Starts with J,&#8221; I clarified. &#8220;Then your other word must be wrong,&#8221; he said. &#8220;What the&#8230; it&#8217;s 9 letters lah,&#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Goonfather&#8217;s con job</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/07/the-goonfathers-con-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Goonfather executed the con job of the year last night. It&#8217;s all my fault for making him hooked to Liar Game (a Japanese manga that got made into a drama serial and movie). He must be constantly thinking of how to con people now. We had dinner at Marché. You know how we each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slightly adult joke</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/07/slightly-adult-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This following joke has a slightly adult theme so, underage peeps, especially if you know me, please don&#8217;t read it. Haha. Bye bye! Okay, so, the Goonfather and I are planning to go to China for a week in August, and we were discussing what we wanted to do there. I told him I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I need your drill</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/06/i-need-your-drill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the other day, Nanny Wen invited Unker Kell to bring his drill to her new place. She needed one, she said, to make holes in her wall for her wall shelf or something. The Goonfather and I tagged along to witness the making of holes. What we witnessed from the first was a half-mantled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Applying leave</title>
		<link>http://sheylara.com/2010/04/applying-leave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 06:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheylara</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was 2 am. We had just spent the whole night doing a tedious series of quests in EverQuest II. We weren&#8217;t done with the series yet. There was still more to go. But it was 2 am and we had to sleep. Turning off his computer, the Goonfather said, &#8220;I want to apply leave [...]]]></description>
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