Two years ago, we saw the Goonfather drive a BMW Zap3.
(Read about it here. It’s funny!)
Now, he has upgraded from a 3 to a 4!
He won’t be drink driving this one for sure!
Okay, really, he has upgraded from a Mazda RX-8 to a BMW Z4, except that he told his boss that it’s a downgrade because he’s not paid enough.
While the Z4 is more expensive, the RX-8 drinks petrol like a perpetually thirsty man gulps water. He was spending something like $400 on petrol every month.
Also, because the RX-8 is now classed as a race car (instead of sports car like the Z4), the insurance and road tax have gone through the roof.
He drives like an uncle now, haha. That is, leisurely. He says that people who drive the Z4 are not into speed but more into looks so he has to follow suit.
The Goonfather is very much into looks these days, having almost reached his target size after about half a year of working hard at it.
In fact, he was on his way to becoming playboy material. He worked on his weight, revamped his wardrobe and, finally, to top it off, bought the BMW Z4.
The car arrived last Tuesday.
He was finally all ready to be a prime Casanova.
The very next day, he got attached.
To a girl he’s been going out with for a couple of weeks.
He’s just no good at being a playboy.
I suppose it’s a good thing.
I was worried that he and Unker Kell were going to “hook up”, the way they’ve been doing everything together.
But everything’s great now.
I suppose congratulations are in order!