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An entire page has been dedicated to the Goonfather here because he’s a regular feature on my blog and because people keep thinking that he’s my father.

Duh.

Please note that the Goonfather is:

My significant other
My chauffeur, handyman, IT support, entertainment, slave, ATM machine (I wish)
A goon

Here’s an old anecdote I wrote in April 2005 which will shed light on the choice of name:

In other news, the boyfriend recently acquired Patrizio Buanne’s The Italian. It’s made up of mostly classic Italian hits (including the theme song from The Godfather) and a few English oldies.

So, he was playing it in the car today when he suddenly said chirpily, “I feel like I’m the mafia, driving a black BM and listening to Italian songs!”

“Uh-huh,” I said, giving my usual enthusiastic response to his nonsense.

“Damn, this is cool,” he said, as he rocked to the beat.

“Uh-huh,” I told him.

“I am the GOONFATHER!” he said.

“That’s right, you’re a goon,” I assured him.

“Yah, my BM is not big enough so I can’t be the Godfather.”

With a boyfriend like this, who needs children?

And here are some popular blog posts highlighting his goon factor (in order of title length because it’s fun to do that):

Upskirt
Who let the goon out?
Goonfather’s Goonmobile
Why the Goonfather is a goon
Bastard husband, lousy mother
A stranger came up to me and…
How to have fun while crapping
Conversations with the Goonfather

20 Responses to “About The Goonfather”

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- wrote a comment on Tue, 8 January 2008

I have a question to the GoonFather: Do you play GTA?

The GoonFather wrote a comment on Wed, 30 January 2008

GTA as in Grand Theft Auto? On what platform?

MikeM wrote a comment on Tue, 5 February 2008

I so despise the Goonfather (kissing the ring).

Girl wrote a comment on Mon, 11 February 2008

How does Goonfather look like?

modchip wrote a comment on Mon, 11 February 2008

Here’s a good pic of him, (I hope he does not mind) — Click here to see.

Looks like someone is interested. :)) *jk*

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- wrote a comment on Sun, 24 February 2008

@GoonFather: Yea, Grand Theft Auto. Just Grand Theft Auto, I love that series of games, as you can see from my site :).

The GoonFather wrote a comment on Fri, 7 March 2008

Yea. I do play GTA. The first version on PC, then on Liberty City Stories on PSP, now waiting for GTA4 for PS3 which should be available very very soon.

modchip wrote a comment on Tue, 25 March 2008

Hey dude! FF7:CC is already out!!!

skim wrote a comment on Sun, 30 March 2008

i seriously hope your not sleeping wit him. whoever he is.

Yukita wrote a comment on Tue, 22 April 2008

what the hell skim wrote above lol….

your goonfather should be a nice funny person …. :)

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- wrote a comment on Mon, 28 April 2008

@GoonFather: Loving IV, eh? Tell me when you guys unlock Algonquin. Can you imaging Star Junction? Wow.

Jesta wrote a comment on Mon, 12 May 2008

You forgot to add that he is VERY long-suffering… Not only puts up with you in real life, but online too!

junkie wrote a comment on Wed, 11 June 2008