I’m a girl with many hats but not literally because actual hats give me headaches.
Professionally, I’ve been a journalist, editor, actress, model, Xbox brand ambassador, web designer, project manager, nursery teacher and blogger.
Not professionally, I’m a cartoonist, gamer, photographer, singer-songwriter, shoulder to cry on and online shopping addict.
Now, if you would just give me another minute of your time, I’d like to entice you to read my blog, please.
I started blogging around 2004 (I know, right, ancient) and have been known to mysteriously disappear for months at a time, only to abruptly resurface like a mouldy chrysalis exploding into a schizophrenic butterfly.
My tendency for disappearances can be directly tied to the fact that when not enough people read my blog, I get sad and curl up to die a metaphorical death (until such a time as I get bored of it).
Unfortunately, I can only explode so many times before I actually, literally, die of explosion, which is physics and a scientifically-proven fact, therefore you should be impressed. And not want me to die, presumably.
And that’s why I hope you will consider reading my blog. Like on a regular basis.
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