We bring you news of the most trifling kind (in our opinion) which may potentially be of utmost importance to your species, although we can’t imagine why.
We announce the release of one piffling blogger, Sheylara, who has remained in our
captivity care as of one year ago for the crime error of perpetuating an extremely garish pink blog, which hurt our eyes.
Sheylara has successfully completed a thorough treatment of
brainwashing gentle counselling for the totality of one year, and been granted a probationary certification of sanity. She is hereby allowed to resume blogging on strict conditions of non-repeat.
Most sincerely but not yours,
Aliens (the most awesomest beings in the universe)