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37 Comments » If you were a dish, what would you be?
If you were a drink, what would you be?
This is my answer:
Haha. Find out why I think I’m a durian!
And tell me what dish/food or drink you think you are! ;)
Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Piers “invented” a really delicious Asian snack combo: Prawn crackers with hoisin sauce! So proud of him!
I also found this awesome lemongrass-flavoured prawn crackers at Tesco. From Netherlands, but makers were Indoneisan settlers. Tastes so great when you dip into hoisin sauce (sparingly)!
Yeah I know my photos are missing from my blog header. Looks very funny, doesn’t it?
Nanny Wen (aka Buggy Wen aka Davienne) says it reminds her of Harry Potter’s moving picture people.
Guess my photos are taking a break. They’ve gone into hiding because it’s been raining a lot in England and the weather forecast says it’s going to hail tomorrow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!
Crazy or not.
I thought I’d be in discomfort for a year because I was finding it impossible to get used to Invisalign in my mouth. But just 11 days into it, I hardly feel it anymore.
Was playing on my iPad before bed last night when I suddenly couldn’t feel plastic in my mouth and for one horrifying moment, thought that I had forgotten to put my aligners back on after dinner, which was ages ago.
Turned out it’s just my mouth has started to adapt.
Quote of the day
Me: I want a pet duckling!
Piers: LOL why!!!
Me: Cos they’re so cute.
Piers: All baby things are cute! Except babies.
A transport provider in the UK just sent me an e-mail asking me to take part in an online survey to help improve services.
So I go there and answer two questions (age and last time I used the service) and they say:
“Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for the survey as this time around we are looking to survey our more senior customers (over 60) only.”
WTF fail.
Was googling the difference between biscuits and cookies and got linked to a Yahoo! Answers page. This guy’s answer made me LOL.
“The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.
Plus, American biscuit more like a savory scone
Plus English biscuit is an American cookie.
Plus English or American cookie is in your computer to do stuff that no one really understands.”
Being too ambitious (or greedy). Two heaped bowls of ricotta and spinach tortelloni in bolognese sauce, with six sausages and three baby zucchinis thrown into the mix. A roll of garlic bread and a bottle of wine. Delicious!
Yay I got white tulips! My favouritest flowers. :)
England has the most beautiful flowers. Tulips and roses in white with pale pink. Gerberas in strawberry milk pink. Makes me happy!
Just read in detail about foot binding in ancient China. I always thought they just wrapped up the feet during infancy to stop them from growing.
But, no! They wait till the girl is 4-7 years old, then break her toes and arch bones so that the toes can curl under the sole. Without anaesthesia.
After wrapping the monstrous creation tightly, the girl is then forced to walk on her broken feet so her weight can help crush them into shape. The feet are crushed and rebound daily for like two years! WTF is wrong with people?!
OMG!! Durians, burgers and a pink drink. I didn’t see that coming :)
And I thngk the picture says it all.
“Why on earth am I eating this? Why are you taking a picture of me eating this”?
Haha no it doesn’t. It says, “I’ve died and gone to heaven!”
“If that is the “died and gone to heaven” look then either I have fogotten what the died and gone to heaven look” looks like, or you have. HAHA :)
You couldn’t possibly remember what the died and gone to heaven look is like because you haven’t actually died and gone to heaven. :P
In any case, what then do you think the look should look like?
“You couldn’t possibly remember what the died and gone to heaven look is like because you haven’t actually died and gone to heaven. :P” Ok, you have a point there…..but I have seen pictures! (dang it, why does shey have to be so witty). Oops, did I write that out loud?? LOL
Hmm, I will have to find a picture, but I promise you I will find one!
Besides, how do you know that the “look” you have is actually the real “died and gone to heaven” look? Maybe it’s the “I’m about to die because I am eating durian” look! :)
Here is a pictrure of you with that “died and gone to heaven” look. Quite different look than the above picture!
http://videogames.sg/files/images/xbox_sheylara.jpg
You gotta be kidding me! That is absolutely not a died and gone to heaven look!
That’s more like a “I have a secret and I’m not telling you” smirk! lol.
I have a better one. 5th picture from the bottom on your SB post. Chicken on a stick! That captures the “I’ve died and gone to heaven” look pretty dang good!
No it doesn”t! :P That’s just a normal smile!
Maybe I should do a contest asking everyone to send me a photo of their interpretation of “died and gone to heaven” look. :P But first I need to find a prize sponsor. Haha.
Ahh, look a Sheylara working the crowd “But first I need to find a prize sponsor”!! LOL
Normal smile? You’ve got like 30 of those! :)
Well, that’s the job of a model. We need to have many different types of smiles! :P
Ahh, but it’s the one fantastic smile that gets the hype. You have quite a few of thoes too :)
So, which smile of mine do you think is best?
Hmm, so you are going to make me pick one.
You have more than one I like. It wouldn’t be fair to the other one’s. They’d feel left out, you know :)
Is that a cop out?
And actually your idea for a “died and gone to heaven” look contest is not a bad idea. Look me up on MSN. I have an idea I want to run past you.
Yes that is a cop out. lol.
And send me an e-mail! :)
Ok, ok. The one where you are like, you know…with the thing….and you standing and smiling……with your arm up….you know…..with your other arm over the thing amd you are holding a…you know…thing . You know the one I am talking about, riight? lol
thorny on the outside and sweet on the inside…
are you also aromatic to some but foul-smelling to others? XD
hahahah!
Realliveman: *roll eyes* NO!! :P
Shu Fen: Hahahaha… I guess I would be like that. :P I have a friend who doesn’t like the smell of women…
Fine. I need a little time. Can Her Majisty, Queen of the Durians give me a little time? :)
Haha… take all the time you need, oh doubter of durian!
I don’t doubt them at all. I shun them. I am the Shunner of Durians. Get it right! HA
But because you insist that there are actually levels of goodness and badness of these prickly death fruits, I will seek one out and provide a full report to the Queen.
And where the heck was I when you were posting Operation Smile stuff?? I should have been singing your praises!
Huh? Why the sudden topic jump to Op Smile? Haha. Anyway, since you’re all game to give durians a second chance, you can’t be a shunner of durians anymore. You’ll have to be a Durian Padawan.
Why? Becasue now I have to sort through 1000 different pictures on 1000 different posts so that I can provide you with the information you asked for. I thought I could cheat by going to the Operation Smile cat. and find a few. There, you happy? :)
I was trying to cheat HA
Durian Padawan. May the force be with……me!!
Wow, Shey. I can see I’ve missed a lot going through your blog. You have got to be the most controvercial blogger in Singapore! HA
Durains, running around Singapire in pajamas, pink….everything, Facebook controversy! I’m going to have to spend some time reading some of this stuff :)
Doh… all that is not controversy, it’s just me doing things I enjoy doing and not bothering anyone doing it. :P
And you don’t have to sort through 1000 pictures. Just show me the first that you come across, lol.
You are so caught up in this controversy thing. I’d like to find the guy who started that and……Doh!
This is so unfair!
I do beleive the question was: So, which smile of mine do you think is best?
Here is the short list.
First picture on I’m a voice artist
Third and sixth picture on You have unique features. Yes, you
Last picture on SB How do I show affection in public?
Star Blog picture
Sheylara Talks XBOX picture
Woman is God -Day 2, picture 2
Lord forgive me if I missed one. She did say, pick the first one I come across. HA
Boy, the camaraderie between you and Realliveman makes me dizzy! LOL
So to those who dislike durians, you are actually PUNGENT??? LOL
Realliveman: Yeah. She said pick one and he picked like a zillion! :P Looking at your choices, you seem to favour those lazy smile ones. Except for the two Xbox pics with the wide smiles. (Yeah, the unique features 6th pic is an Xbox photoshoot pic.)
STUMPBO: I’m a little dizzy myself. :) And, no, people who dislike durians won’t necessarily find me pungent. But people who dislike ME might find me pungent. :)
Oh, I forgot to answer your other question. “What dish/food or drink you think you are! ;)”
Steamed buns, sesame paste and Rose Pedal drink
A surprise inside, good sweetness and a lot of “What the hell” :)
If I picked one you would have hit me for not picking the RIGHT one. :)
Lazy smile ares natural and not forced. Forgive me for being natural-liking :)
What about the two Xbox photos with big teeth then? You don’t find them too forced? :P
And of course I wouldn’t have hit you for not picking the right one. There’s no right or wrong since it’s entirely your opinion. And I did ask you to pick the FIRST one you come across which you liked! :P
Hmmm you and your buns! I’m beginning to think you’re as in love with steamed buns as I am with durians. :P
OK, you got me. I like all of you smiles. Especially the ones that are not forced. :)
And lets be clear. I AM THE KING OF STEAMED BUNS! :)
I decree tomorrow as Steamed Bun Appreciation Day! LOL
Well, sure. I have no quarrel with steamed buns. As a matter of fact, I quite enjoy them! =P Now you’ve gone and made me hungry!!