Bite-size Sheylara

Muscle Girl

My biceps and triceps et al are showing! (When I flex.)

I am no longer merely a skeleton. I am now a skeleton with muscles. Woohoo.

Skeleton:

Sheylara in the gym

Had a second photography session at the gym today. Will show muscle photos soon.

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Makeup

Sometimes, when ladies put on makeup, we make mistakes. We get smudges or uneven eyeshadow or joker smiles.

(Not really, that last one.)

Fixing mistakes does not always involve wiping them off. Because we might end up wiping off foundation and creating an unsightly patch. So, we cover up mistakes with more makeup.

Sheylara

Sometimes, the cover-ups make it worse, so we try to cover up the cover-ups by covering them up with even more makeup.

Then we run out of time and have to leave home.

That’s why we sometimes look like we have too much makeup on.

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No Fat

I just got bluffed into buying the worst-tasting thing in the world.

Was shopping for yoghurt and not finding my favourite brand, so had to settle for something different.

One auntie was promoting a new yoghurt. I decided to try it. It claims to have 0% fat.

Sheylara

It tastes like starch with flavouring. I think my tongue keeled over and died.

I don’t trust low-fat/no-fat food.

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Smell

My fingers smell heavenly. I had a Subway sandwich earlier.

Sheylara

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Betrayal

Why do people pretend to like you and they act like they’re so happy to see you but they badmouth you behind your back every opportunity they get?

I don’t need these people to tell me they don’t like me. Just don’t pretend to like me.

Sheylara

And don’t make unfounded accusations.

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Senility

The last two times I brought my laptop out, I forgot to bring my USB modem. Today I remembered my modem but I forgot my mouse.

Fluffy

Yesterday, I went to drums class without my drumsticks.

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Faces

Sheylara

Sheylara

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10 thoughts on “Bite-size Sheylara

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    I like pic 1; could imagine a thought bubble popping above your head going along such lines….” Am so gonna plier-clamp this trainer’s balls and anal probe him after I’m done here!!”

    Hehehehee

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    “Sheylara have crush Eric_Trainer, 2 experience points gained”

    “Sheylara goes to Level 2! Strength improved. Bonus: *Bish* power” :P

    Yeah! You finally heed my call for cutesy camwhore photos. Hurray!

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    =_= Do not mess with The Sheylara.

    Yes, I said The Sheylara.

    OmG ~ Goonfather probably loses in an armwrestle with her now ~
    Her biceps are THERE !! Visible !!
    I tot my eyes were playing tricks on me ~

    My arms looks like got mouses but infact, its just flabby meat ~
    Hers look like she can throw a punch that HURTs……

    The Sheylara VS The Hulk ~ ^.^

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    @Sheylara: I like this new format! Reminds me of The Andy Milonakis Show, where an entire episode is made up of short skits. It makes for a nice change occasionally:) And I agree with tiger4, there can never be too many pics, hehe;P

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    Stan: Eerr…. that’s a leeetle bit too kinky for me. Hahaha.

    SAFFC: My training is getting tougher as I’m getting stronger. My trainer says that’s the whole point. O_o My laptop has 2GB RAM and 160GB HDD space.

    abraxis: I totally agree with that.

    tiger4: Yah lah… I cannot not heed the call of my supporters right? :P

    SpiritAngelo: Eh, you don’t say until like my biceps really so big leh. It’s just a tiny bulge. Haha. :P

    RN1209: Yeah, short snippets are easier to write too, lol.

    Minou: Yah, maybe he’ll make more appearances in the future cos I realise he looks really cute in photos!

    yoi: And your point is?

    Fitness Fabulous: Thank you! I feel fabulous! Haha! :)

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