23 Comments » My nightly going-to-bed routine goes like this:
- Turn off bedroom light.
- Turn off computer monitors.
- Lie down in bed.
- Set phone alarm.
- Turn on reading light and read a book till drowsy.
I didn’t get to read my book last night.
I had gotten into bed and picked up my iPhone to set the alarm. Because I was lying on my back, I naturally positioned the phone above my face so I could look at it.
While sliding the iPhone on, I somehow lost my grip on it and it fell right into my eye, the corner of the phone stabbing my right eye.
I shrieked.
Which startled the Goonfather awake. (He usually sleeps way before me.) He mumbled thickly, “What happened.”
I said, “I dropped my iPhone on my eye.”
It took a second for him to register what I said, and then he started laughing, the bastard.
I smacked him and called him an idiot.
My eye is fine, though, thanks for asking.
It wasn’t a very far drop. It just stung for a while, teared for a bit, and then it was fine.
Didn’t feel like reading anymore.
This morning, the Goonfather MSN’ed me: “You kena eye-phone!!! Hahaha.”
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Hahaha! *j*
Call me evil, but you know what? I had the same reaction as the Goonfather. I loled when I read this post.
*resisting laughing*
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*still resisting the temptation*
Sheylara, you are adorable ~ thats all I will say ~
*continues resisting laughing*
Very good lah you all, laugh at me. *bish*!!
another one of ur silly moments !
Sorry Sheylara.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!
@Sheylara: Aiyo… poor thing…. *sayang sayang*
@All: All of you ah… How can you all laugh like that?
Should laugh like this. ROFL LOL HAHAHA MUAHAHA WAHAHAA HOHOHO HEEEHEEE KEKEKEKE!!!!
*Flashing my get out of bish card* Neh… neh… neh… neh…
I normally just lurk, but the goonfather’s joke is just too brilliant this time. eye-phone. heh.
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@Sheylara: Ok lah, dun feel sad. The idea of posting such entry is to let everyone have a good laugh as well as see how goondu GF is, right?
I’m not sad lah. Of course I find it funny too, or else I won’t post it right. :P
i love the eye-phone part!! haha
it kept me laughing lah… lol
p.s. i received the prize already.. it arrived safely.. thx sheylara
@Sheylara: Oh no, you poor thing… i’m glad your eye is fine though:) Pai seh, had no idea about the “misfortune” that had befallen you. See lar, arrow people some more…. hehe;) Kidding….
“Eye-Phone” ~~ becareful orh ~
“Eye-Phone 3G” with the 3G might mean 3 times more and Goonfather will probably be around when it happens ~
*enters silly laughter mode*
Goonfather sure does have a sense of humour! You don’t have a black eye do you?
That’s quite a good quote.
You kena Eye Phoned. :D
Hope the phone’s ok after the drop. (:
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Why wouldn’t the phone be okay? My eye is soft and spongy…
awww XD
hope u r ok :P
eye phone XD
new word learn, a verb eye-phoned.
describe an action where iphone stab into eye.
hahaha new words everyday :D
cute funny sheylara
hope ya ok, maybe you will learn iron eye after afew times :D
Eye-phone 3G is defined by Sheylopedia as dropping a cellular phone (preferably an Apple iPhone) on one’s eye with 3 times the force of gravity.
It is a considerably upgraded and more painful version of the original Eye-phone as mentioned by Sheylara in the following post:
http://sheylara.com/2009/03/25/i-dropped-my-iphone-on-my-eye
L O L !
WAPANG !!!!
im back!!!! ;P
hahaha… sheylopedia.. :))