Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Piers “invented” a really delicious Asian snack combo: Prawn crackers with hoisin sauce! So proud of him!
I also found this awesome lemongrass-flavoured prawn crackers at Tesco. From Netherlands, but makers were Indoneisan settlers. Tastes so great when you dip into hoisin sauce (sparingly)!
Yeah I know my photos are missing from my blog header. Looks very funny, doesn’t it?
Nanny Wen (aka Buggy Wen aka Davienne) says it reminds her of Harry Potter’s moving picture people.
Guess my photos are taking a break. They’ve gone into hiding because it’s been raining a lot in England and the weather forecast says it’s going to hail tomorrow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!
Crazy or not.
I thought I’d be in discomfort for a year because I was finding it impossible to get used to Invisalign in my mouth. But just 11 days into it, I hardly feel it anymore.
Was playing on my iPad before bed last night when I suddenly couldn’t feel plastic in my mouth and for one horrifying moment, thought that I had forgotten to put my aligners back on after dinner, which was ages ago.
Turned out it’s just my mouth has started to adapt.
Quote of the day
Me: I want a pet duckling!
Piers: LOL why!!!
Me: Cos they’re so cute.
Piers: All baby things are cute! Except babies.
A transport provider in the UK just sent me an e-mail asking me to take part in an online survey to help improve services.
So I go there and answer two questions (age and last time I used the service) and they say:
“Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for the survey as this time around we are looking to survey our more senior customers (over 60) only.”
WTF fail.
Was googling the difference between biscuits and cookies and got linked to a Yahoo! Answers page. This guy’s answer made me LOL.
“The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.
Plus, American biscuit more like a savory scone
Plus English biscuit is an American cookie.
Plus English or American cookie is in your computer to do stuff that no one really understands.”
Being too ambitious (or greedy). Two heaped bowls of ricotta and spinach tortelloni in bolognese sauce, with six sausages and three baby zucchinis thrown into the mix. A roll of garlic bread and a bottle of wine. Delicious!
Yay I got white tulips! My favouritest flowers. :)
England has the most beautiful flowers. Tulips and roses in white with pale pink. Gerberas in strawberry milk pink. Makes me happy!
Just read in detail about foot binding in ancient China. I always thought they just wrapped up the feet during infancy to stop them from growing.
But, no! They wait till the girl is 4-7 years old, then break her toes and arch bones so that the toes can curl under the sole. Without anaesthesia.
After wrapping the monstrous creation tightly, the girl is then forced to walk on her broken feet so her weight can help crush them into shape. The feet are crushed and rebound daily for like two years! WTF is wrong with people?!
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I’m with you! But I’m not qualified!
Let us form a People’s Republic of Bloggers. That’ll be a good laugh. Don’t register it with any ROA so that it’ll be like some kind of “Hak Seh Wui” style Association and recruit people to retaliate them. LOL
Is your association meant to rid of the addiction or increase the addiction? lol..
damn too fcukin busy playing games… to register…
AHAHAHAHA i’ll join ur association XD
seriously LULz
oh ya long time no post hope u are well XD i am getting back to blogging publicly XD
yes Association for Anon Bloggers is better? XD
Association of Slackers anymore?
@Sheylara: No need to ask, i already volunteer to be treasurer of your association liao. Pro bono:)
@RN: I will be the secretary of the association ;)
@Sheylara: Oh great leader, which game shall we play tonight?
*whimper* Please dun punish me for not owning an XBox. But I own a WII ^_^
@tiger4: That’s great, bro! We can set up office at International Plaza and start printing out namecards…:)
heh, sheylara please delete this fake comment
You sure is one airhead lor.
Can ex-gaming addicts join?
Another mysterious cult-like association with hidden agenda. LOL ~
Anyways, I apologize for the problem caused. You must be feeling uneasy recently — dealing with this problem and your busy life at the same time. I just hope we can move forward…. hopefully there will be no further comment explosion after this
*hug hug*
cheer up ok? :-)
lol I totally missed those tweets!
@Relax: You do know Sheylara is part of the SMB “cult” organising team don’t you?
If you say jump I guess all I can say is “how high?”
@ Daryl Tay
Please bring the irrelevant SMB discussion elsewhere
I dun wanna see any flaming here.
Also, Sheylara and I are cult followers of Flying Spaghetti Monster. Muahahahahaha!!!
Sheylara,,
I do apologised for whatever happened.. i have no intention of offending anyone by sharing my faith here.. and for losing my temper again.. tc
@Relax.. you can continue to laughed at me and my faith, flaming or whatever pleases you… i dun give a hoot anymore..
WoW someone who’s rude’s trying to prevent flaming! The air is so thick with hypocrisy that the smoke detectors’ gonna go off.
Firstly, I’m in favour of the Computer Gaming Addicts idea. Secondly, I think that we need better acronyms:
Gaming Addicts of Singapore (GAS)? “I can’t go out tonight, I have GAS.”
Computer Users’ Ranking of SingaporE (CURSE)
Friends of Useless Camper Killers (I’ll leave you to work that one out).
Any more?
@Jesta: Haha, that’s some wonderful suggestions, bro:) Here’s mine:
“Seriously Honey, I’m Trying to Beat this Addiction to Gaming” (SHITBAG)
“Don’t U think Me Beating this Addiction Saves my Soul?”
(DUMBASS)
Pretty long, I admit, but that’s the best I could come up with in 15 secs:)
laughs. i find their tweets and plurks hilarious too!
Waaaa Jerrick flame baiting woh…… *do a moon walking*
I tried to post a funny video here but FAIL
it seems like I have 50 / 50 chance of commenting here…
comment box gone wonky maybe
WA PANG KANG LIAO ~~~~~
@Relax: No leh… try typing the link instead of pasting it lar…
Shey
@.@ I am too busy to join …. LOL!!!! too much commitment liao, i don’t want to stuck with the computer for 24/7….. I need at least 8 hours to rest my brain :p
@Jesta/Sheylara/RN: I will name the association
THE GGF-GAME!
Gamer Girl Friday – Gaming Addicts and Maniac Exchange!
Chairman – Sheylara
Vice Chairman + Senior Consultant – Goonfather
Treasurer – RN1209
Secretary – Tiger4
Whose in???? ^_^
lol im with you! while we’re at it, i reckon a association of procrastinators would be plenty popular ;)
Association epic FAIL
@tiger4: Hey, that’s actually pretty catchy, and apt, considering the objective of the association:) Sign me up!
Hmm, like tat I need to form Association of Perverts, Birgins, Humsups, Shemales, Sickos and JHSU followers liao, muhahahahah!
Sammy Lok: Why you call me airhead?
I rather work on my own abs..
Me me me!
Does your association give out free World of Warcraft game card?!
:)
Gong Xi Fa Cai.
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