The Goonfather often goes to Siloso Beach in Sentosa to check out bikini chicks during weekends when I’m not free to accompany him.
So, when I had the opportunity to enjoy some of Sentosa’s adventures on the house, I picked a Saturday when he wasn’t free. Wahahahaha.
No lah, I’m not so mean.
The date was picked for me, actually. And I wish the Goonfather had gone because I could have used him to entertain the babes while I took photos of them.
But, anyway, he had class that day, so I took Morte and Wang Wang with me.
Bikini babes later. Lunch first!
We ate at COASTES, at Morte’s recommendation. (We had many beach bars and eateries to choose from, so it was good to have a guide, even if the guide was Morte.)
Morte is the Goonfather’s babe-watching companion and is quite a regular at Sentosa’s Siloso Beach.
COASTES is one of the alfresco beach pub-restaurants along Siloso Beach.
They have wireless Internet access, they say.
But I don’t need free wireless access in Singapore. My SingNet mobile broadband gives me 50GB bandwidth a month. I think I only use up 5% of that each month. What a waste.
In any case, I didn’t bring my laptop out that day.
I was sooooo hungry.
But I had time to camwhore!
One of the creeds they make you memorise in Camwhore School: “There is always time to camwhore.”
Well, we had to wait for the food to arrive wat!
Morte copied me and ordered the Nürnberger sausages. He claimed that I copied him, though. Some people can get so argumentative over trivials.
I LOVE NÜRNBERGER SAUSAGES!!! But I wish the Europeans would do away with funny symbols on their vowels. They make life so complicated!
The Nürnbergers at COASTES aren’t as good as they look in the photo. I think they should change brands! Not that they’re very bad lah. Morte liked them very much. I just have high standards. Haha.
Wang Wang had fish and chips. She’s very boring. She only eats fish and chicken.
She loved her fish and chips.
I can’t believe my cheap $290 camera managed to capture this juicy action! (And it wasn’t planned or rehearsed.)
Lunching by the beach is really awesome. Although it’s a little warm, which is why all girls should wear a bikini to the beach (except me because I don’t look good in one), it still feels great. It’s relaxing and serene and you have a great view of the sea and half naked men.
After lunch, we went babe hunting.
I’m not, like, a perv or gay or anything. It’s just human nature to enjoy looking at beautiful things and girls in bikinis are beautiful (mostly).
We dropped in at the Bikini Bar, beside COASTES, where the waitresses are dressed in bikini tops.
This waitress turned her back on me when she noticed my camera. Haha.
We decided to walk further down the beach. Along the way, we came across two little girls playing at one of those ground fountains that would periodically shoot water at them, to their delight.
Adults can apparently have fun with the fountain, too.
There are two giant pavilions along Siloso Beach, which is great for events, or just hanging out under shelter.
Some time ago, my friends and I planned a beach picnic outing at Sentosa. We assigned everyone to prepare a specific food item but we all forgot to assign someone to bring picnic mats!
Lucky we had the pavilions, so we had a pavilion picnic instead of a beach picnic. It was cool and shady and we still had a nice view of the beach.
Siloso Beach is like almost synonymous with beach volleyball. There are four official volleyball courts which are free-to-use on a first-come first-served basis but you can see volleyball enthusiasts just playing anywhere and everywhere along the beach.
I can’t play beach volleyball for nuts. I don’t know how to bounce the ball off my wrists properly and always end up bruising myself.
I guess the only thing I’m good at is camwhoring.
Behind me. They even play volleyball in the pavilion, under shelter!
Moving along. I’ve been hearing good things about Cafe del Mar a lot, so I was quite excited to check it out.
And, what do you know, on the very day I was there, the happening beach pub was hosting its first massive beach party called The Water Parade! How lucky!
I showed you a video of that party the last time. Here it is again if you missed it.
This time, I will show you peektures!
I love this. It makes the place look like a resort.
Some of the guys behind the party:
Well, it was really early and the party hadn’t actually started (they were just getting ready), so we went in search of other adventures, planning to come back later.
We saw this dog having fun with its owner. So cute! It’s a really good swimmer.
The weather was quite nice and windy. I had a lot of trouble keeping my hair off my face. Feel like chopping off my hair again.
We found the official volleyball courts after strolling further down the beach.
There was a tournament (the Sentosa-MOE Beach Volleyball Challenge 2008) going on that day.
We didn’t hang around too long, though. We had tons of things to do!
I was really tempted to try out the swinging trapeze, which is just beside the beach volleyball courts. But it looks damn scary!!!
Kids can be so brave!
This is how tall it is.
Okay, it’s not crazily high up like in the circus, but it still looks scary!
Being the scaredy cats that we are, the three of us wimped out and went for a milder alternative.
The sky ride!
This is childsplay compared to the swinging trapeze but, still, I hate heights. :(
Of course, I pretended to enjoy myself because that’s the only way to manage paranoia. The ride was only a few minutes but it felt like an eternity.
To distract myself from fear, I snapped photos nonstop. Haha. I took about 50 photos while on the ride.
I didn’t dare move my feet at all cos I was afraid my slippers would fall off!!
Some photos I took while up in the air:
Reaching a scary height:
Top down view:
Morte was the one who alerted me to the nice sea view. I wouldn’t have noticed if he hadn’t told me because I was totally focused on not freaking out:
Being neighbours with treetrops isn’t something I quite fancy:
Let’s camwhore and not look at treetrops:
What goes up must come down, right?
Come back tomorrow to find out how we descended in style![Read Part 2]