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Nov 08

I have some funny subscribers to my YouTube channel who sometimes ask me the weirdest questions either in my profile comment box or in private messaging.

There’s this one particular guy who asks me strange questions all the time. I don’t reply every one of his messages because I really don’t have the time to.

But there was this weird Q&A that transpired between us recently. The topic is totally out-of-the-blue random.

Him: Hi sheylara, do you know how to draw Japanese cartoons?

Me: No, sorry, I can’t draw to save my life.

Him: Can you teach me how to draw Japanese cartoons?

Me: I can’t draw.

Him: Why can’t you draw?

Me: Er… why can’t YOU draw?

Him: Because I want to test you.

Me: What do you mean?

Him: I want you to teach me how to draw Japanese cartoons.

Huh??!!

QUESTION MARKS POPPING OUT AROUND MY HEAD.

Sometimes I really wish I can look into people’s heads to see what they’re thinking.

What should I reply next?

Love, Sheylara
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23 Responses to “Strange people on the Internet”

  1. heartless says:

    erm…
    tis is seriously weird…
    he doesnt get it…0.0″

    i tink u should tell him straight, “i was nvr interested in drawing, nvr will, nvr will b”:P

  2. shin says:

    Yar he’s testing you. testing your patience. lol.

  3. RN1209 says:

    @Sheylara: Heh, consider this part of your sidequests in the never-ending RPG of life:) I’m guessing this is a cakewalk compared to some of the other trolls you’ve encountered…

  4. starm|st says:

    your next 2846292 answers to his questions would be “why?” irritate him :P

  5. muscular says:

    he’s just trying to get ur attention.

  6. PREXURE says:

    I can’t draw too.. :D
    U can kill him with a pencil.. like a game :P

    有一個很好的一天!;) Bye
    PREXURE

  7. Relax says:

    I don’t think it is a random question.
    Black societies use metaphorical codes to ask questions that they cannot ask directly.

    For example, if they ask about the weather, they want to know if things turns out well — rain for bad news and sun shine for good news.

    I strongly think that drawing Japanese cartoon is a way of asking for sexual favour (ahem), as Japanese cartoon can contain heavy sexual hentai elements.

    Most likely he has been thinking of you while being alone at toilet.

    You better block him.

  8. Relax says:

    Anyways, the real weirdo is someone who makes random WAPANGs on this blog.

  9. Relax says:

    Just wanna keep u guys updated on Sarah Palin
    her latest joke was damm funny–’Turkey Interview’

    read it here
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,457325,00.html

    I LOLed at her interview here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

  10. Cornflict says:

    Just irritate him by copying what he types to you… =)

  11. Wilfrid says:

    Erm … your next response would be …

    … go Google the answer … lol. You can almost Google for anything these days.

  12. Wilfrid says:

    Oh, I just checked out your YouTube channel. Don’t think that guy will ever stop the conversation … lol.

  13. W says:

    WAPANG!!!! :D

    @Relax: WAPANG ????

  14. Yoi says:

    Monday Blues F T W ! ! !

  15. Relax says:

    @W

    WAPANG Tsai (hor lu jia) !!!

  16. Ash says:

    Draw him a round face with big eyes and sweat marks at the side. The end :D

  17. RN1209 says:

    @Relax: Err… i think its time you remembered what your nick means, hehe:)

  18. Relax says:

    @RN1209

    Relax… it was a word play ;)

  19. RN1209 says:

    @Relax: Yah, i know. The Goonfather already did that a few posts back (except he didn’t offer Wapang to eat it, hehe:))

  20. Sheylara says:

    heartless: I think all my answers are straight enough already leh…

    shin: Haha, good one.

    RN1209: I wouldn’t consider this guy a troll lah. Just something weird. :P

    starm|st: Haha… I don’t think he could be irritate. He’ll probably happily “why” me back. lol.

    muscular: Hmm, you think?

    PREXURE: Um… kill him with a pencil??? lol, that’s drastic! :P

    Relax: Errrrrrrrr…. no lah. Most of the questions he asks me are gaming related questions. lol. Anyway, blocking people won’t stop them from their, uh, toilet activities if they had any, would it. :P

    Cornflict: That’s a good idea!

    Wilfrid: That’s a good idea, too! :P

    W: WAPANG!

    Yoi: You got Monday Blues?

    Ash: Eh, I can’t draw lah. You want to draw for me?

  21. Devorlast says:

    Ask him if he can fly a space ship, when he says no ask him if he can teach you how to fly such a thing, and than ask him why he cant fly one :P .

  22. Sheylara says:

    That is one freaking great idea. :)

  23. heartless says:

    then u ask hom back super lame questions lor…
    see who can last longer..
    hahaz

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