Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Piers “invented” a really delicious Asian snack combo: Prawn crackers with hoisin sauce! So proud of him!
I also found this awesome lemongrass-flavoured prawn crackers at Tesco. From Netherlands, but makers were Indoneisan settlers. Tastes so great when you dip into hoisin sauce (sparingly)!
Yeah I know my photos are missing from my blog header. Looks very funny, doesn’t it?
Nanny Wen (aka Buggy Wen aka Davienne) says it reminds her of Harry Potter’s moving picture people.
Guess my photos are taking a break. They’ve gone into hiding because it’s been raining a lot in England and the weather forecast says it’s going to hail tomorrow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!
Crazy or not.
I thought I’d be in discomfort for a year because I was finding it impossible to get used to Invisalign in my mouth. But just 11 days into it, I hardly feel it anymore.
Was playing on my iPad before bed last night when I suddenly couldn’t feel plastic in my mouth and for one horrifying moment, thought that I had forgotten to put my aligners back on after dinner, which was ages ago.
Turned out it’s just my mouth has started to adapt.
Quote of the day
Me: I want a pet duckling!
Piers: LOL why!!!
Me: Cos they’re so cute.
Piers: All baby things are cute! Except babies.
A transport provider in the UK just sent me an e-mail asking me to take part in an online survey to help improve services.
So I go there and answer two questions (age and last time I used the service) and they say:
“Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for the survey as this time around we are looking to survey our more senior customers (over 60) only.”
WTF fail.
Was googling the difference between biscuits and cookies and got linked to a Yahoo! Answers page. This guy’s answer made me LOL.
“The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.
Plus, American biscuit more like a savory scone
Plus English biscuit is an American cookie.
Plus English or American cookie is in your computer to do stuff that no one really understands.”
Being too ambitious (or greedy). Two heaped bowls of ricotta and spinach tortelloni in bolognese sauce, with six sausages and three baby zucchinis thrown into the mix. A roll of garlic bread and a bottle of wine. Delicious!
Yay I got white tulips! My favouritest flowers. :)
England has the most beautiful flowers. Tulips and roses in white with pale pink. Gerberas in strawberry milk pink. Makes me happy!
Just read in detail about foot binding in ancient China. I always thought they just wrapped up the feet during infancy to stop them from growing.
But, no! They wait till the girl is 4-7 years old, then break her toes and arch bones so that the toes can curl under the sole. Without anaesthesia.
After wrapping the monstrous creation tightly, the girl is then forced to walk on her broken feet so her weight can help crush them into shape. The feet are crushed and rebound daily for like two years! WTF is wrong with people?!
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tis is seriously weird…
he doesnt get it…0.0″
i tink u should tell him straight, “i was nvr interested in drawing, nvr will, nvr will b”:P
Yar he’s testing you. testing your patience. lol.
@Sheylara: Heh, consider this part of your sidequests in the never-ending RPG of life:) I’m guessing this is a cakewalk compared to some of the other trolls you’ve encountered…
your next 2846292 answers to his questions would be “why?” irritate him :P
he’s just trying to get ur attention.
I can’t draw too.. :D
U can kill him with a pencil.. like a game :P
有一個很好的一天！;) Bye
PREXURE
I don’t think it is a random question.
Black societies use metaphorical codes to ask questions that they cannot ask directly.
For example, if they ask about the weather, they want to know if things turns out well — rain for bad news and sun shine for good news.
I strongly think that drawing Japanese cartoon is a way of asking for sexual favour (ahem), as Japanese cartoon can contain heavy sexual hentai elements.
Most likely he has been thinking of you while being alone at toilet.
You better block him.
Anyways, the real weirdo is someone who makes random WAPANGs on this blog.
Just wanna keep u guys updated on Sarah Palin
her latest joke was damm funny–’Turkey Interview’
read it here
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,457325,00.html
I LOLed at her interview here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8
Just irritate him by copying what he types to you… =)
Erm … your next response would be …
… go Google the answer … lol. You can almost Google for anything these days.
Oh, I just checked out your YouTube channel. Don’t think that guy will ever stop the conversation … lol.
WAPANG!!!! :D
@Relax: WAPANG ????
Monday Blues F T W ! ! !
@W
WAPANG Tsai (hor lu jia) !!!
Draw him a round face with big eyes and sweat marks at the side. The end :D
@Relax: Err… i think its time you remembered what your nick means, hehe:)
@RN1209
Relax… it was a word play ;)
@Relax: Yah, i know. The Goonfather already did that a few posts back (except he didn’t offer Wapang to eat it, hehe:))
heartless: I think all my answers are straight enough already leh…
shin: Haha, good one.
RN1209: I wouldn’t consider this guy a troll lah. Just something weird. :P
starm|st: Haha… I don’t think he could be irritate. He’ll probably happily “why” me back. lol.
muscular: Hmm, you think?
PREXURE: Um… kill him with a pencil??? lol, that’s drastic! :P
Relax: Errrrrrrrr…. no lah. Most of the questions he asks me are gaming related questions. lol. Anyway, blocking people won’t stop them from their, uh, toilet activities if they had any, would it. :P
Cornflict: That’s a good idea!
Wilfrid: That’s a good idea, too! :P
W: WAPANG!
Yoi: You got Monday Blues?
Ash: Eh, I can’t draw lah. You want to draw for me?
Ask him if he can fly a space ship, when he says no ask him if he can teach you how to fly such a thing, and than ask him why he cant fly one :P .
That is one freaking great idea. :)
then u ask hom back super lame questions lor…
see who can last longer..
hahaz