Was chatting with Swordplay about link spam and chain e-mails and thought of writing a spoof one for fun. But I couldn’t think of any good ones so I googled and saw this.
It’s funny! =D

There are also different versions for disgruntled wives and employees around.
I was thinking of ordering KFC for lunch so I googled “kfc delivery” and saw this:

Click to enlarge.
LOL. The paid link on top goes to McDelivery. McDonald’s trying to poach KFC customers?
Visited Buckaroo BBQ & Grill for spicy buffalo wings, supposedly similar to Sunset Grill & Pub’s wings.

Tried Level 3. Spicer. Looks and tastes different. Not nice! Won’t be going back again. Still love Sunset Grill! =D
Last night, while waiting for the Goonfather to come watch TV with me, I bought a PopCap game through Steam. I had resisted for a week cos it costs USD9.90 and I was scared I would get bored of it quickly.
Whaddya know, less than 24 hours after I bought the game, I received an e-mail saying my application to be a PopCap beta tester had been accepted and I could now play ALL PopCap games for free.
ARRGH. Could have saved my money! But I’m having fun now playing PopCap games free. You can apply for it, too! (Only for SE Asia.) Click here! =)
Cookie Monster is watching you!

Project: Vacuum The Goonfather’s Tummy failed cos he was lying too far from my PC, and my USB vaccum cleaner could only reach the edge of his tummy. Plus he kept wriggling with ticklishness.

Erm… I spilled prawn cracker crumbs on him while we were watching TV in bed.
Kerr tries to hack into the Goonfather’s Alienware laptop (using facial recognition login) by using TGF’s photo. LOL.

(He didn’t succeed, of course, even after trying a few different photos.)
Wen and I set out to make friendship bands last week. We got impatient halfway and cut short our work, so our bands became rings.

My craziest impulse purchase ever. And no, I’m not giving up my iPhone, either.

Rowan Atkinson is so talented! I could watch this video over and over again. He plays invisible drums and mimes a performance so convincingly you could almost see the invisible equipment. The video is funny, too!
Rowan Atkinson Plays Invisible Drums

the stylist who is adjusting your hair? I have a similar dress! heh
That sign is dumb. ^_^
Is that you?!? You look so overly “superstarish”. You look so pretty!
hehe, the security camera is using an old-nikon style camera. :)
lalalala
Sound technician installing your wireless mic?
Hi Sheylara, first time commenting. hahaha. The sign is weird coz it says its monitored by cameras, yet ask people to call if they see anything suspicious. Lol. Whats the point then.
I think is the wrong choice of the camera graphic. Should be that of a CCTV (i.e. video) camera.
I think the technician is fitting in a ear piece so as to be able to give instructions to the actress remotely.
So I speculate that the scene is taken from a distance away and no dialogue.
From upskirt to upbeanie…. What will they think of next?
pic 1 – tats a normal camera, not security cam
pic 2 – digging her ear with a cotton bud =P
Pic 1: Is a Camera symbol.
Pic 2: Maybe like what Goonmother said. Digging her ear with a cotton bud. hhaa~~
If the building is monitored by security cameras, why is it also requesting human eyes to keep a look out and call the police and SP PowerGrid?
Conclusion: There is no CCTV.
He’s the photographer or the assistant who’s checking that the area next to your head has the correct amount of light to make the picture look perfect?
The sign is wrong is because:
If it’s monitored by security cameras why do anyone need to call the police if they see something suspicius. Duh… :)
I know! The sign says “This building is monitored by security cameras”, but they still say “If you see anything suspisious please call 999.” HAHAHA, I mean, if theres a camera already, whats with calling 999 for, right? LOL.
OH, AND ADD ON, I THINK HE IS PUSHING YOUR HAIR INTO YOUR BEANIE :)
Attaching your elven ears! You are playing the role of an elf in modern times!
Pic 1- That camera must not be working very well if they still need people to call.
Pic 2- Who cares who he is; Who is that gorgeous woman in the picture and what has she done with our cute Sheylara!
why is he smelling your armpit?
He installing microchip in ya? hehehe oh no ya Terminator 2008!!!
when did SP Powergrid give up their electricity & cable works and got involved in security?
you should post it to FAIL blog.
that blog features a lot of weird signs like this
failblog.org
Wah…looks like a very fashionable shoot…
We want GGF! We want GGF!
Security camera can’t raise the alarm if you’re being robbed. You’ll need to do that manually. But the camera can provide evidence and with some luck a picture of the culprit’s face.
Anywoops, he’s adjusting your hair? LOL! BTW is that a bicep I see buldging outta your arm? Someone’s been working out eh? Uber lol!
General reply to everyone:
Interesting responses regarding the security camera picture! My initial thought about it was that it’s weird to tell people that cameras are in place and yet ask them to call the police if there’s anything suspicious!
But you guys have raised even more points to note, such as the camera picture used being wrong. Haha, that’s a good one!
Regarding the photo of me from the shoot, I’m amused at all your imginative answers! Very good job, hehe! Will not reveal the correct answer now. Watch out for my post about the shoot in the next several days! ;)
Replies to other stuff:
nadnut: Wah? Really? You have that same dress? Cool! I thought I look weird in it though. I have a clearer picture, which I will post when I blog about my shoot!
modchip: Haha! To be honest, I can’t get used to this look. I feel so not me in it!
Airpork: Hi babe! Thanks for first-time commenting! :)
krisandro: Wow, lol. That’s the most outlandish guess ever. But I like! I mean I would like to play an elf caught in modern times! Seriously! lol.
Alex: Aww, shucks. Thanks for the hidden compliment! lol.
Relax: Wow, nice site! I had a great laugh looking through it!! Maybe I’ll try and submit my pic! ;)
Steffi: Haha, you know what, you’re right. The wardrobe people really spent a lot of effort dressing the 3 of us up!
Derrick: ERm…. no lah. The “bicep” is a legacy of my childhood tomboy days. :P lol. Nowadays flabby already. My muscles turned to water. haha.
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