This story isn’t related to the first one. It’s a separate call from a separate makeover studio and it happened quite a while ago…
Telemarketer (female): Good afternoon, can I speak to Mr ____?
The Goonfather: Yea, wassup?
Telemarketer: Hi Mr ____. I’m calling from Naughty by Nature, a makeover studio. We would like to offer you a free photoshoot.
The Goonfather: Mmmm… Naughty by Nature?
Telemarketer: Yes, we’re a newly opened studio.
The Goonfather: Okay. So, when would you like me to come down?
Telemarketer: How about the day after tomorrow? We have available slots for then.
The Goonfather: What?!? So fast? I need to go gym and do some workout first. My body not ready to be shot.
The Goonfather: So, is it a solo shoot or do I have a partner?
Telemarketer: It is up to you, sir. You could bring a partner if you like.
The Goonfather: But I don’t have a partner. Do you have models to pose with me?
Telemarketer: Er… no.
The Goonfather: Hmmm. It would be nice to have a hot female model to do this shoot with me, so I won’t feel cold alone.
The Goonfather: Is the photographer male or female? Cos I don’t think I am comfortable being naked and doing suggestive poses in front of a male photographer.
Telemarketer: Huh? You don’t have to be naked.
The Goonfather: What? But you said your studio is called Naughty by Nature, right?
Telemarketer: Oh, haha. It’s just a name. We’re not doing that kind of shoot.
The Goonfather: Hmm… then you’re the same as the last 10 studios that called me, which I normally hang up by the second sentence. So, tell me something.
Telemarketer: Huh? Like?
The Goonfather: Anything lah. Maybe about this photoshoot you’re offering.
Telemarketer: Oh, okay. This photoshoot is free of charge.
The Goonfather: Okay. Please leave me a message after the *toot*!