Sheylara and the telemarketer

Thu, 22 May 2008 10:35 pm

I was in a cab today, on my way to the HTC Touch Diamond media launch, making use of the time to frantically memorise as many lines as I could for my play, because first rehearsal was tonight and I was supposed to have all the lines memorised by then.

[She couldn't wait till they got out of there]

(This is a photo I took of Precious and myself in the Shangri-La toilet, where HTC launch was held. I mean, the launch was held in Shangri-La, not in the toilet. But I will blog about that another day. About the launch, not the toilet.)

Back in the cab.

A phone call came.

Ordinarily, I would have been quite pleased to entertain a telemarketer while in a cab because, as you know, there is nothing better to do when you’re stuck in a cab, anyway. Plus I have free incoming calls.

But today, I had a script to memorise.

So, when the caller introduced herself as being from Prudential, I planned to cut short the conversation by deploying my usual answer: “I’m unemployed and can’t afford whatever you’re selling.”

BUT.

Something in what she said made me improv a new response.

She said, “I’m pleased to inform you that your residential zone has been selected for our new promotion.”

I remembered that I recently moved house.

So I asked her, “Do you know where I’m living now?”

That stumped her, for some strange reason.

“Er… umm…,” she said, “Er… OH, I mean your company. Yah, your company has been selected.”

That, of course, was the wrong answer.

I asked, “Do you know where I’m working now?”

This time she was stumped for a slightly shorter duration.

“Er… er… *clear throat* *shuffling sound* … MediaCorp?”

Wrong answer again. I left MediaCorp in 2002.

I said, “Oh, I’m no longer working there. Does that mean I’m not eligible for your promotion?”

*click*

She hung up on me!!!!

Just as well, I suppose. I didn’t have time to entertain her, anyway.

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20 Responses to “Sheylara and the telemarketer”

modchip wrote a comment on Thu, 22 May 2008

Haha, stupid telemarketer. Hey, I like your outfit. :D

Wang Wang wrote a comment on Thu, 22 May 2008

Lol.. the telemarketer is sooooooo…. silly

Ashtar83 wrote a comment on Thu, 22 May 2008

sound like you make fun of her?!!!

lol another prankster is born!

yukita wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

Woo hooo… long time never come here….. anyway i read your blog untill ….. what i remembered i have read… what am i talking about… zzz….

motd wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

I hate to entertain telemarketers. They just don’t know the meaning of “I’m not interested in whatever you are selling.”

Jesta wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

I’m with motd on this one. I appreciate that everyone has a job to do, but by calling me on my mobile they are not only wasting my time (the single most important resource that I have), but my money as well!

Ruok wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

eh why u take picture of char bor in the toilet?

Leon wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

LOL…nice way to piss them off.

rn wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

wah lau. =_=”’

precious wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

*dance* I’m on Sheylaradotcom! *dance*

Larry Lim wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

Ahh… so that’s what girls do in the toilet :)

arzhou wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

Lol

starm|st wrote a comment on Fri, 23 May 2008

gosh, what rudeness! hate people who hang up on others, even irritating telemarketers. hur hur.

jojo wrote a comment on Sat, 24 May 2008

=.=” The telemarketer’s rude!

JayWalk wrote a comment on Thu, 29 May 2008

Hmm… you just gave me an idea. Perhaps we should turn the tables around and start asking the telemarketers questions. It would be interesting to discover what kind of data they have on you.

And also, I was also thinking along the same line as ruok when I was reading this.

Why char bors all like to go toilet take photo one har?

Jesta wrote a comment on Thu, 29 May 2008

I was glad to hear that you got the gig for the play, even if it doesn’t pay too well…

Mike M wrote a comment on Sat, 31 May 2008

Taking a page from the Goodfather play book. You go girl!

Jesta wrote a comment on Sat, 31 May 2008

I keep getting calls from these people even thought I am on a do not call list, and that my Prudential agent doesn’t know anything about the so-called offers that they keep talking about.

Ralph wrote a comment on Fri, 5 September 2008

haha u wrote ‘i sad’ gonna double check your posts next time!!

Sheylara wrote a comment on Sun, 7 September 2008

lol… sharp eyes! :P and this post is like 3+ months old!

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