This is seriously crazy.
One night, the Goonfather had a sudden craving for french fries with ketchup, and he kept talking about it until I was dying to eat french fries with ketchup, too.
So we went to Billy Bombers for dinner. (Mr B doesn’t have the best fries, but he has killer onion rings and killer burgers and killer milk shakes.)
We ordered a basket of fries and a bowl of onion rings to start off with. We considered sharing a burger or a plate of honey stung fried chicken (my favourite), but we remembered that the fries and onion rings are huge, so we told our waitress we’d think about the main course later.
The onion rings came first.
Beautiful, succulent, golden brown onion rings!
And then the fries.
Thick, crunchy, steamy hot french fries!
With a huge glob of tangy tomato ketchup.
What more could you possibly need at your dinner table??
Maybe a tall glass of creamy vanilla milkshake
Maybe I should stop doing that because I’m sounding like a TV commercial.
But that was some dinner.
The french fries in Billy Bombers are very long and thick. It takes so many bites to finish a stick, especially when its steaming hot.
I prefer smaller ones.
Not like the gimpy McDonald’s type, but something in between, I guess.
We started feeling full halfway through our meal.
Which is ridiculous considering that these were only sides and normal people are expected to finish these and have a main course.
As a side note, while french fries taste sublime with ketchup, onion rings must go with chilli sauce. The Goonfather didn’t believe me until he tried it for himself.
At nearly the end of our meal, when we had a single fry and two onion rings left, the Goonfather made this.
Don’t look at me. I had no part in this.
I asked him to stop playing with our food, then I ate up the leftovers.
And then we were too full to eat anything else. What a super unhealthy dinner!! (Like we care.)
Here’s the bill, receipt, whatever you wanna call it.
Freaking expensive for a fries and onion rings dinner!!
I think the Goonfather and I are really bad influences on each other.
Survey: What sauce do you like your fries with? I think ketchup is great, but I also like fries with chilli sauce or vanilla ice cream. They’re all so good it’s always so hard to decide!
Damn, now I’m craving fries again.