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38 Comments » The Goonfather and I were strolling around at Central, trying to make ourselves hungry so we could go eat dinner.
Suddenly, he grabbed at my arm.
“Hey, hey!” he said. “Got upskirt to see!”
“Where, where?” I said.
He pointed.
And I looked up.
Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Piers “invented” a really delicious Asian snack combo: Prawn crackers with hoisin sauce! So proud of him!
I also found this awesome lemongrass-flavoured prawn crackers at Tesco. From Netherlands, but makers were Indoneisan settlers. Tastes so great when you dip into hoisin sauce (sparingly)!
Yeah I know my photos are missing from my blog header. Looks very funny, doesn’t it?
Nanny Wen (aka Buggy Wen aka Davienne) says it reminds her of Harry Potter’s moving picture people.
Guess my photos are taking a break. They’ve gone into hiding because it’s been raining a lot in England and the weather forecast says it’s going to hail tomorrow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!
Crazy or not.
I thought I’d be in discomfort for a year because I was finding it impossible to get used to Invisalign in my mouth. But just 11 days into it, I hardly feel it anymore.
Was playing on my iPad before bed last night when I suddenly couldn’t feel plastic in my mouth and for one horrifying moment, thought that I had forgotten to put my aligners back on after dinner, which was ages ago.
Turned out it’s just my mouth has started to adapt.
Quote of the day
Me: I want a pet duckling!
Piers: LOL why!!!
Me: Cos they’re so cute.
Piers: All baby things are cute! Except babies.
A transport provider in the UK just sent me an e-mail asking me to take part in an online survey to help improve services.
So I go there and answer two questions (age and last time I used the service) and they say:
“Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for the survey as this time around we are looking to survey our more senior customers (over 60) only.”
WTF fail.
Was googling the difference between biscuits and cookies and got linked to a Yahoo! Answers page. This guy’s answer made me LOL.
“The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.
Plus, American biscuit more like a savory scone
Plus English biscuit is an American cookie.
Plus English or American cookie is in your computer to do stuff that no one really understands.”
Being too ambitious (or greedy). Two heaped bowls of ricotta and spinach tortelloni in bolognese sauce, with six sausages and three baby zucchinis thrown into the mix. A roll of garlic bread and a bottle of wine. Delicious!
Yay I got white tulips! My favouritest flowers. :)
England has the most beautiful flowers. Tulips and roses in white with pale pink. Gerberas in strawberry milk pink. Makes me happy!
Just read in detail about foot binding in ancient China. I always thought they just wrapped up the feet during infancy to stop them from growing.
But, no! They wait till the girl is 4-7 years old, then break her toes and arch bones so that the toes can curl under the sole. Without anaesthesia.
After wrapping the monstrous creation tightly, the girl is then forced to walk on her broken feet so her weight can help crush them into shape. The feet are crushed and rebound daily for like two years! WTF is wrong with people?!
Wahaha… really upskirt ler… beautiful!
Kitkat: Heheh, thanks!
Wow. =.=”
That is something I will so expect him to do…
pui!! I thought really got upskirt… :P
lolx…
Upskirt offenses on the rise….. tsk tsk… you just added to the count!
http://digital.asiaone.com/Digital/News/Story/A1Story20071115-36863.html
Nice linkbaiting there, girl!
Keep up the good work! BTW, I’ve added your weblog on my blogroll. Add mine too, ok?
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woohoo… but those are just dummy aren’t they??
aiya… i tot is really ppl upskirt…
lol
you look like melody chen though. :) great site!
*YUN DAO*
Wah Goonfather so attentive to such thing har… :p hahaha
arachno: Pretty much every guy I know has an EXTREMELY sensitive radar for these things… Boobs, butts and legs – the radar pings and the search function kicks in…
Yah.. but the thing is that it’s a dummy leh… hmmm….. :|
Go on now… nothing to see here… hehehe. ;)
Wah lannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
The Goonfather got problem siah… Mannequin fetish!!! PiangZ!!
Pingping: You wowing at the upskirt or the Goonfather’s ridiculousness? Haha.
Minou: Yah, his nonsense is neverending!
Rachel: Aww. Don’t like that! The most next time I show you my upskirt! Hehe!
xinyun: :)
The Goonfather: Who was the one who pointed out the upskirts?
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: HaHa. It’s not linkbaiting mah… it’s a true story! Thanks for the compliments you posted in my “Qiaoyun Appearing” page! That’s one of the nicest compliments anyone ever paid me! :)
Thanks for the link, too. Have put you in my blogroll, too. :)
Wang Wang: Where’s the sweat drop? :P
choongkeat: What, upskirt is upskirt wat. Even on mannequins. :P
Julianne: Strange. Maybe people have remarked that I look like Melody. I guess certain angles. :) Anyway, thanks for visiting!
starm|st: Heheh. *catches starmist before she falls*
arachno: He’s attentive to MORE than such things. :P
Jesta: Search function??
modchip: Whahaaha. You guys don’t appreciate a decent upskirt. :P
JayWalk: Yah, indeedo, the Goonfather got a problem. He got many problems. Hahahah.
lol, this upskirt picture is funny!
dun think goonfather will be penalised by the police nor the one who took the photo, somemore post it here…
Hi, I love your site. I saw u as a featured blogger in nuffnang. I think you are very adorable. But who I thought is equally adorable is the Goonfather. May I ask if he is your beau, your father or………? He is really cute! :) Sorry for the ignorance but I tried to find out from other posts to no avail
QY: The “search function” consists of magically being able to turn your head through 180 degrees to make sure that the target is acquired on time, all the while making sure to convince your wife/girlfriend that you are just happening to glance in any particular direction. I can’t explain it, it’s just a guy thing.
I’m beginning to really like Goonfather!!
I think it’s this kind of little stuff that make life much more interesting. Not many guys are that creative enough to make a joke out of nothing anyway.
Suzie, I think there’s a Goonfather blog entry somewhere in there… Let me see if I can find it.
Ok, found it. The Goonfather has been immortalized in an blog entry dated 13 October 2007.
It’s quite a while ago, so you’ll have to dig to the 2nd page of the Oct archives.
Its good to have an honest beau like the Goonfather. ^_^
Who is the goonfather?
hey hey!!! tat was the place my sis was working as… or next door… hahahs i dun really rmb… lata on i’ll call my sis to comfirm with mi.. lol no wander the upskirt look so familier…
lol so many new pple out there didnt look thru ur older blog entries for the Goonfather.. where is the pop up i suggest earlier…
Ah! Thanks mince pye. Haha, that says it all, such an adorable couple!
lol hey hey~!!!! i comfirm wif my sister le.. its the shop she’s working as… hhahaa
amd: Haha. It’s meant to be a joke, anyway.
Suzie Wong: Thanks for the compliments! Really sweet of you. =)
Jesta: That just sounds like a load of rubbish to me. Hahaha.
Mike M: Heh, yeah, I guess he’s rather adorable. =P
JokeDiary: Great of you to recognise that! And that’s why I’m with the Goonfather, I guess. Every day is a laugh with him around. =)
Mince Pye: Thanks for the info. Btw, you can post direct links in the comments you know. :)
Shingo T: Haha, maybe. Sometimes too honest! Lol.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: The Goonfather is my significant other.
smallapple: Wow… So coincidental leh! I hope your sis doesn’t mind I use her shop as a joke, lol.
I haven’t got time to do the pop up leh. I’m so busy that I’m replying this so late! :(
lol ya its ok… she look at the pic and luff too… haha.. busy gal..
erm who is the goonfather? ur dad? ur boyfriend? ur HUSBAND?
I could just paste the link, but I’m old-skool… I prefer giving directions :P
Skiim, see above messages to find out how to find out who the Goonster is…
smallapple: Oh, ok. I’m relieved! :)
skim: Sorry, I really should do the About on the Goonfather pretty soon. He’s my significant other. ;)
Mince Pye: Nobody gives directions and no links on the Internet one lah!!!! But thanks anyway :P
very intresting