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17 Comments » The Goonfather offers an alternative to reading or playing PSP in the toilet.
Presenting his latest toilet hobby…
I am rendered quite speechless.
Why can I never get a straight answer from a man? We’re planning a trip to Guernsey (an island) dead early tomorrow morning, so I need to know what time we have to leave so I can set my alarm.
Me: What time do we have to leave home?
Piers: No earlier than an hour before the time we have to be there – which is an hour before we sail (6 am).
Took me 11 minutes of questioning, during which time I got more riddles, before I received the answer: 4 am.
Piers “invented” a really delicious Asian snack combo: Prawn crackers with hoisin sauce! So proud of him!
I also found this awesome lemongrass-flavoured prawn crackers at Tesco. From Netherlands, but makers were Indoneisan settlers. Tastes so great when you dip into hoisin sauce (sparingly)!
Yeah I know my photos are missing from my blog header. Looks very funny, doesn’t it?
Nanny Wen (aka Buggy Wen aka Davienne) says it reminds her of Harry Potter’s moving picture people.
Guess my photos are taking a break. They’ve gone into hiding because it’s been raining a lot in England and the weather forecast says it’s going to hail tomorrow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER!
Crazy or not.
I thought I’d be in discomfort for a year because I was finding it impossible to get used to Invisalign in my mouth. But just 11 days into it, I hardly feel it anymore.
Was playing on my iPad before bed last night when I suddenly couldn’t feel plastic in my mouth and for one horrifying moment, thought that I had forgotten to put my aligners back on after dinner, which was ages ago.
Turned out it’s just my mouth has started to adapt.
Quote of the day
Me: I want a pet duckling!
Piers: LOL why!!!
Me: Cos they’re so cute.
Piers: All baby things are cute! Except babies.
A transport provider in the UK just sent me an e-mail asking me to take part in an online survey to help improve services.
So I go there and answer two questions (age and last time I used the service) and they say:
“Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for the survey as this time around we are looking to survey our more senior customers (over 60) only.”
WTF fail.
Was googling the difference between biscuits and cookies and got linked to a Yahoo! Answers page. This guy’s answer made me LOL.
“The difference between the biscuit and the cookie is the Atlantic.
Plus, American biscuit more like a savory scone
Plus English biscuit is an American cookie.
Plus English or American cookie is in your computer to do stuff that no one really understands.”
Being too ambitious (or greedy). Two heaped bowls of ricotta and spinach tortelloni in bolognese sauce, with six sausages and three baby zucchinis thrown into the mix. A roll of garlic bread and a bottle of wine. Delicious!
Yay I got white tulips! My favouritest flowers. :)
England has the most beautiful flowers. Tulips and roses in white with pale pink. Gerberas in strawberry milk pink. Makes me happy!
Just read in detail about foot binding in ancient China. I always thought they just wrapped up the feet during infancy to stop them from growing.
But, no! They wait till the girl is 4-7 years old, then break her toes and arch bones so that the toes can curl under the sole. Without anaesthesia.
After wrapping the monstrous creation tightly, the girl is then forced to walk on her broken feet so her weight can help crush them into shape. The feet are crushed and rebound daily for like two years! WTF is wrong with people?!
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!
We soooo do not need to know that!!
ps. thanks for the Wii translation.
how to complete the primary task when focusing on that????? i’ll stick to reading……
I’ll try it too the next time i crap………
Hope the background noise is not what I think it is.
OTOH nice little Fairlady, if that’s what I think it is.
eh u were filming it while he was crapping?! o.O
lol. Is that a Tomica Super BitChar-G remote control car? I have 1 of those too! It’s been collecting dust since the novelty factor wore off. Guess I’ve got another use/place to use it now!
I’ve got the Lamborgini collection (3 car body shells). We can race them some day! Heh…
lol! how is he gonna concentrate?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
/salute
/bow
JayWalk: Haha… I didn’t say anything explicit wat! :P
Fish: lol, I dunno. Men are weird. Ok, *some* men are weird. :P
r3gular: Cool. Let me know how you like it.
Miss Loi: HAhahaa… the sound is the remote control being abused. I asked the Goonfather and he said yes it’s a fairlady. How you know ah?
Ruok: Can you don’t ask so personal questions or not??!
Alvinaloy: Er… I think I’ll let him answer that himself. :P
nadnut: I DUNNO Hahahah. I better let him answer that himself too!
Wang Wang: Thanks for the applause! lol.
Hmmm……..
1) the background sound is the clicking of the remote control. Mabbe I need to change to the cool Kyosho 1:24 RC cars instead of this toy.
2) Yes! its a Bitchar-G.
3) I dun see a reason why anyone will be reading something they are not concentrating on. If you can read(unless pretending), you can drive. lol!!
4) Crapping should be a smooth process…. If anyone needs to concentrate that hard….. I think they need more fibre in their diet. :P
“4) Crapping should be a smooth process…. If anyone needs to concentrate that hard….. I think they need more fibre in their diet. :P”
– That is correct. No concentration needed. :D
I need concentration. Because I only crap once or twice a week.. so I need to get them ALL OUT!
Only once or twice a week? Waaaaaaah!
Hands free toilet fun!
whahahaha… FISH is funny :)
Nice gentleman. Had him for a cheapo filming “b” grade film (coz of the script, not the equipment or budget) gig for the canon filmfest competition film called “a night with the zombies”.
anyway, the goodfather sounds like a really fun person to befriend :)
Crapping is fun in itself, but this makes it more fun!
@Sheylara: I rue the lost minutes of my life reading some of the comments to THIS particular post… sheesh… BUT, cool video! Kudos to GFather:)